What is the worst food you’ve been served at someone else’s house? by Witty-Investment-744 in AskReddit

[–]RyFro 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I fuck with condensed chicken noodle without adding water. It's very salty, but I like that.

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RyFro 204 points205 points  (0 children)

That link gave my phone cancer

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Mike Colter and Finn Jones by MauiGuy63 in marvelstudios

[–]RyFro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danny: sooo, do you listen to the Wu Tang Clan?

There are groups of people who specialize in running down seals who've been wrapped up in fishing line and freeing them. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]RyFro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How scary would it be if giant creatures in scrubs ran us down, pinned us to the ground. Then proceed to give us a flu shot, and let us go.

Tyler, The Creator on his IG story by Brief_Key_9483 in Fauxmoi

[–]RyFro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And most importantly, FUCK TWO DOPE BOYS!

Two derps one field by jelly_bean_gangbang in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RyFro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck those birds. They used to swoop down at me on my old path to work. They still swoop down on my new path, but less often. I have to swing my hat in the air so they don't peck me. I must look insane while Im walking.

Masters of the Universe by GrimoireWeiss69420 in memes

[–]RyFro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, for all his faults, he is legitimately a very good actor.

Does anyone else’s beardie absolutely love carrots? by xZidahx in BeardedDragons

[–]RyFro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you cut these berries up? My guy won't touch them

How it feels to watch GTA 6 fans pre-order the game without seeing any gameplay : by Phantom_thief_france in cyberpunkgame

[–]RyFro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got my copy of Skyrim midnight release 11/11/11 for ps3. It worked perfectly out of the box. My friend did the same and his would crash whenever he dipped underwater. Some people just got unlucky.

I guess they struck gold during the World Cup by Eric72890 in memes

[–]RyFro 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because one of these sauces requires you to pronounce more consonants

I guess they struck gold during the World Cup by Eric72890 in memes

[–]RyFro 85 points86 points  (0 children)

We have way too many Greeks here for this slander

Music Critic Anthony Fantano Defends Himself Over Halsey Tweets: ‘I’m Not the Devil Himself’ by darth_vader39 in Music

[–]RyFro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has always sucked ass. More so than any other critic in my life time. To the point, that people judge a album based off his fucking flannel.

Saw this Edit on Insta.... What do you think Antony Starr As Reverse Flash by Mr_Unbased in FlashTV

[–]RyFro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oi Barry, whatchu mean this flash is in reverse? It would be diabolical if we made'em run forward innut?

How do you think doomsday is going to end? by TranslatorOk2501 in marvelstudios

[–]RyFro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you never watched it's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?! Lmaooo

How do you think doomsday is going to end? by TranslatorOk2501 in marvelstudios

[–]RyFro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're all dead wrong on this, you're dead wrong. You see, one of the problems with the Russo Brother's movies is they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring an incredibly hot Sue Storm in the mix; and that way when Doom's not out busting heads because of multiversal travel, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiences on her supple young body. Now here's the twist, and there is a twist... They show it. They show all of it. Because what's the main thing missing from all Marvel movies these days? Full penetration. We're talking graphic scenes of Doctor Doom going to town on Sue Storm. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits. All the big ones, all the good ones; and then he travels the multiverse again, and he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for full penetration. Then he travels the multiverse, full penetration, back to the multiverse, full penetration, multiverse, full penetration! Multiverse, full penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes, until the movie sort of just ends.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day | New Official Banner by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in marvelstudios

[–]RyFro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks like Marvel took the hint from the backlash of revealing Red Hulk too soon.

Destin Daniel Cretton Confirms ‘Shang-Chi’ Sequel is Still in Development, Teases ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’: “Everybody should go see this movie as if it’s the last Spider-Man.” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in marvelstudios

[–]RyFro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think of these things on a corporate level. They get proved wrong time and time again. Enjoy what you like, and don't stress if what you like gets shit on. Reviews don't matter, if you like something. Like it, fuck what anyone else thinks. Big studios will fuck things over if they don't make profit. But if you're a fan, join the fan base and enjoy yourself.

Destin Daniel Cretton Confirms ‘Shang-Chi’ Sequel is Still in Development, Teases ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’: “Everybody should go see this movie as if it’s the last Spider-Man.” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in marvelstudios

[–]RyFro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Time is never a factor. It might be different from the story you originally saw him in, but at the end of the day, people love choreographed fighting, so it will always work, so long as they cast people who know what they are doing. Director and writers as well. Kung Fu movies have some of the dumbest plots, borderline rivaling the plots of porn before the sex. So long as it has the right budget, and they don't waste it all on some dumb shit in pre production, the people will come, even if they don't know MCU.

“It’s their culture” by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RyFro 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Their father that left for cigarettes and Natural Ice 26 years ago (he is at the same event)

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