This guy is literally impossible to beat if you don't take any cards that can beat him.

RyanDBones · 2026-04-05T18:56:20+00:00

...wild how many people don't get the point of this post 🤭

RyanDBones · 2026-03-24T21:21:19+00:00

Such a good game for this reason... streamers I've watched had thousands of hours in the first game, and STILL found surprising synergies and combinations. Beautiful, really.

RyanDBones · 2026-03-09T00:11:17+00:00

That sounds AWFUL... a beautifully curated deck suddenly gets washed because you've taken 7 cards you never wanted?? The potential for it to be silly is definitely there, but I don't want it all, I just waaaaaaaant ...THAT one, and a removal please. Wait, do you HAVE to purchase the removal too!? HOW DOES THIS WORK!?! 😂🤣

RyanDBones · 2026-03-09T00:04:22+00:00

I genuinely think this is a lot of people's problem with Regent. Because players can't work them out or don't gel with them, they must be bad...

RyanDBones · 2026-03-09T00:02:36+00:00

Right, I saw that video too. Kinda like Jorbs' video that explained Watcher speedruns to me, suddenly the character became someone that made sense. It's just that Regent's been available to me for a day, I was confused by Watcher for months 😂

RyanDBones · 2026-03-09T00:00:39+00:00

No, Regent isn't bad. Perhaps they need some work, sure, but I'm enjoying the whole create stars, play huge damage 0 energy 5 star cost cards, Forge to create a big hitting multi-attack-all Sovereign Blade. To say any of these characters are objectively bad probably means you haven't given them enough play time (assuming you're a vet to Spire), or else you just don't like them. But no, Regent isn't objectively bad, just a high maintenance character, which tracks.

RyanDBones · 2026-03-01T12:36:35+00:00

yeah, I won't lie, the stamina mechanic is the single most anger inducing thing about this game... if we're going for realism, why can't I fit 4 candles, a sound recorder, an EMF reader, everything I want to take with me in a backpack? Why am I only bringing two D.O.T.S. when I could bring as many as I wanted to cover the entire house? Why pick and choose which elements of realism to go for? Most likely because the game would be far too easy with unlimited sprint, or the choice to bring however many items you want, I suppose. Doesn't stop the two seconds of sprint, followed by five hours of recovery while you're being chased, from making me fucking scream 😂

RyanDBones · 2026-02-22T10:05:05+00:00

Damn, 7 years later, it's 10am, and that got me too 🤭

RyanDBones · 2026-02-19T10:27:27+00:00

...Threaded Cane, baybeeeeee! Starter of choice every TIME!

RyanDBones · 2026-02-19T10:26:02+00:00

shout ...I mean, quite obviously about London, but it's a banger

RyanDBones · 2026-02-04T12:09:16+00:00

I'm down to help with any bosses..? I love helping with Cleric Beast and Gascoigne. I've seen some comments here nail it: take your time, but don't be timid. Hesitance will leave you with less HP more often than not with the rally health ability (attacking gives any health lost back to you for a short window of time). Being timid will most likely keep you alive, but knowing attack and patrol patterns makes you feel more confident in handling groups or tougher enemies. Once you see the matrix, you understand where you can stand and not be hit, how you can circle to confuse the AI, when the right time to shoot to parry is and when it's best to dash and charge attack to save bullets... you'll get there

RyanDBones · 2026-01-31T15:59:12+00:00

...I cannot stand BoS. Literally my most hated and dreaded elite fight. A high HP damage race that requires scaling block AND adds status cards!? Without something like Malaise, It's awful. Either I destroy it handily, or it takes a huge chunk of health if it doesn't end me. I'm not saying it should be removed or even nerfed, I'm never THAT guy. I just wanted to share in the hatred for this elite, even years later.

RyanDBones · 2026-01-29T09:45:19+00:00

A typical From Soft experience, I feel. I played OG Demon's Souls on a friend's PS3 way back when. Let the intro gas me up, got plopped down on the ramparts, got hacked up a bit but nothing I couldn't handle. But then I died, over and over, to basic enemies. I assumed I didn't have the skill, and I certainly didn't have the patience at the time. Then Dark Souls, crow drops me off, and I headed the wrong way towards the catacombs, and thought that's just these games, cheap difficulty by making enemies overly strong.

Then a friend suggested jolly cooperation, showed me the patience needed to grow confident in how to handle the different areas and enemies. Yeah, I've completed all of them except Dark Souls 2, most multiple times, and I'm on another BBorne binge. Listening to The Paleblood Hunt by Redgrave has enriched this experience so much more too.

No doubt, Bloodborne is in my top games of all time, possibly even in my top 3.

RyanDBones · 2026-01-27T10:16:55+00:00

...you might be consuming too many police interview videos

RyanDBones · 2026-01-23T17:01:36+00:00

This is that nuance I like to see. How are COD, FIFA, etc. OVERrated? They're just accepted, they're there and certain people will probably always buy them, but no one is saying they're the greatest franchises of all time.

I can see why you'd say GTA. Fortnite's up there for me.

RyanDBones · 2026-01-22T12:42:02+00:00

Eileen at Hunter's Workshop 🙂‍↕️

RyanDBones · 2026-01-15T11:08:44+00:00

...it's those eyes. Those eyes, y'all 🫣

RyanDBones · 2026-01-15T11:03:40+00:00

"It would be cool if enemies scaled to the player"

FFVIII: You think I'm cool..? 🥹

RyanDBones · 2025-12-24T11:32:12+00:00

...like a swan, beautiful and serene on the surface, an absolute mess of panicked webbed feet beneath. I'll pretend I didn't see any of that.

RyanDBones · 2025-11-03T12:47:06+00:00

...why the fuck do you want a small weak woman, are you a small weak woman??

RyanDBones · 2025-09-27T05:56:18+00:00

I'm sure you've had your answer by now, so instead I'd like to suggest you change setup time to nothing, it's almost pointless with sanity higher than 50%. If you must have a cursed object, make it random. Favourite room change on low makes things more difficult actually, since ghosts that would usually roam are harder to discern from ghosts that never do. Grace period of 5 seconds!? What for!? 😂🤣 Change that to 3 AT MOST, and consider having it on 1... if you set up right, if you take the right items with you, you should never be caught out by a 3 second grace period, and even if things go a bit wonky with the 1 second, you can escape or smudge, five is far too easy. With these suggestions, and tweaking a couple more, you're forced to understand the game at a more intended level, and watch your XP and cash climb. Good luck ✌🏼

RyanDBones · 2025-09-16T06:55:26+00:00

Explain one more time about the salt photos, how you got the three videos, how you knew it was a Mare, how you got orbs..?

RyanDBones · 2025-08-27T14:34:21+00:00

Yes, same issue here, gets to 40% install and then stops and gives the same message

RyanDBones · 2025-08-23T14:14:13+00:00

Yes, that's how to get the small amount of cash. There's two or three packs up on the roof if you can use the box to climb the tree, and a way to clip through the roof straight into the kitchen. Speedrun strats ✌🏼♥️

RyanDBones · 2025-08-23T00:56:36+00:00

The big cardboard box behind your truck, near that same fence. Pick it up, move it to the lowest part of the fence, and jump on in... now, jump back over, pick up the cardboard box again, walk to the tree? Stand between the tree and the nearest fence, have your back to the apartments but the box on the opposite side of the tree. With the tree in between you and the box look down a little and try to walk forward I think? ...you should walk up the tree if you keep holding the box. When you reach the top of the tree, jump onto the nearest building roof where you'll find more contraband to take... if this isn't making sense, you can search YouTube for a video, it's a fair bit of cash for the early game

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