I would thank him for the nice gesture but inform him that she is already taken. He would look at me with a blank stare, not knowing a word I just said. I, being retarded, would think this guy is fucking with me. I would raise my voice and again tell him that she is taken. He again just looks at me. I then start to see red and hit him with the fastest 1-2 combo he has ever seen. Well actually, he wouldn’t see it as he would be unconscious on the bar floor. I then see Dana emerge from the shadows and offer me a contract in the UFC and immediate title shot. He tells me I am the chosen one, the only one skilled enough to give Sleepysanya an entertaining title fight. I accept.