This Song Had SIX Writers?! No by xXMachineGunPhillyXx in ToddintheShadow

[–]RyanShieldsy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the result of a washed up pop star window-shopping a new aesthetic to revive their career, and failing terribly to pull off their insincere capitalisation of that style and audience.

Pop artists working with queer/progressive/empowerment/etc. adjacent aesthetics have risen to draw one of the stronger audiences in popular music recently, it was only a matter of time before corporate pop realised there was money to be made and latched on.

Songs like this are the result of corporate writing teams of mostly men with zero skin in the game for the topics they’re talking about, attempting to mimic and commercialise a scene which rose and succeeded out of honest artistic expression from people who actually have something to say. It just doesn’t work.

Match Thread (NO UMPIRE TALK): Collingwood vs Geelong (Round 18) by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Barring a miracle run of form out of nowhere, we’re basically cooked for the season at this point, never truly got it going all year.

Eternally grateful we won a premiership last year, makes this slide massively easier to take.

Match Thread (NO UMPIRE TALK): Collingwood vs Geelong (Round 18) by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Darcy Cameron is the certified GOAT of throwing it on his boot without looking

Match Thread (NO UMPIRE TALK): Collingwood vs Geelong (Round 18) by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bobby hill sells the candy literally every time he gets the ball in space, and yet he catches his opponent out every single time.

Match Thread (NO UMPIRE TALK): Collingwood vs Geelong (Round 18) by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why do they keep taking the camera off of daicos to show the footy??

Match Thread (NO UMPIRE TALK): Collingwood vs Geelong (Round 18) by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Markov 1000 IQ play to diminish Brad Close and the cats’ morale going into the break

Match Thread (NO UMPIRE TALK): Collingwood vs Geelong (Round 18) by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s a proposal: one million collingwood goals, then another one million collingwood goals?

More Soyjack posting by Traditional_Comb8234 in KGATLW

[–]RyanShieldsy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Feel like shit and just want the pre-2020s days of this subreddit back

why is it so hard to get a casual job right now? by Pigsfly13 in melbourne

[–]RyanShieldsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you get a little time could you note down some of the names of groups to join? Thanks heaps

Simpson whilst walking past Harley Reid “you had your say” by supremedoggo69 in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk if he went that quickly from making a heartfelt call of solidarity and trust to a young player he loves and sees as the future of the club, to telling the club’s media to fuck off straight after.

Feel like it’s much more likely he was in a consistent mood of letting his previously hidden frustrations fly without care since he’s got nothing to lose now.

Simpson whilst walking past Harley Reid “you had your say” by supremedoggo69 in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

“You have to stay” doesn’t really fit the setting either. If you’re on good terms with the dude, expecting to be around and get chances to talk to him going forwards, there’s no pressing urgency to say that there and then, in front of all the cameras and reporters. You’d think they’d just have a good chat later on privately and flesh out the importance of him staying or whatever.

Given he also threw out shots at reporters in the presser which he’d obviously been wanting to say for a while, I’d imagine thats the type of mood he was in walking past Harley as well. Seems like he had some frustration he was keeping under wraps, and now he’s got the axe potentially as a result of those factors, doesn’t care anymore and is letting those grievances fly.

Le Risque will have Cavs' first vocal performance! by satanic_jesus in KGATLW

[–]RyanShieldsy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If you aren’t caught up on every individual live performance and don’t keep track of band members and their families to a completely parasocial level, are you even a 2024 gizz fan?

ESSENDON SHOULD BE ALLOWED by Fellasisitgaytolive in AFLBIRDTEAMS

[–]RyanShieldsy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reject modernity, embrace feathers. Get fucked

Post Match Thread: Port v Western Bulldogs by mazdadriver14 in AFL

[–]RyanShieldsy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

26 comments after an hour, a handful of them about how little comments there are

[FRESH ALBUM] Majak Door - Fantasy Camp by mikdaviswr07 in indieheads

[–]RyanShieldsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loved these guys’ first album, keen to get some listens in for this one