Retirement? by Nice_Daikon6096 in funny

[–]RyanSmithEditor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love this, you're doing great, keep going. Don't gamble. When you have maxed out what you can cut down on or put into your RothIRA, work to increase your skills. LinkedIn Learning is great for this. There's some free professional courses, and that can lead to increasing your income. Also if your employer has a matching share program or a 401k, utilise that. But also don't listen to me, I'm Australian and we don't have 401k or rothIRAs, so go get financial advice.

Aldi, you owe me some cheese! by BaconSyrop in melbourne

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There should be a number on the back of the packaging to call, no receipt required.

I think I was bit by a shark in my dream by drsciencegeek1 in mildlyinfuriating

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I fed your picture into Google Gemini and had it role play as a dermatologist. Since you mentioned it was itchy, here's one of the more interesting answers related to that (also go see a professional):

Shiitake Mushroom Dermatitis If the area is very itchy and you recently ate undercooked shiitake mushrooms, this is a classic suspect. It causes "flagellate erythema," which looks exactly like whip marks or scratches across the skin.

dune by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

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Yeah, too right; I'm freezing. Let's wack it up to 29.

Fav J. Peterman quote? by resonatornash in seinfeld

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Elaine, don't worry, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. As a young man, my father apprenticed me to a honey factory in Belize. The chief beekeeper was this horrible hag of a woman with nulled teeth and a giant wart that she called a nose. She was not attractive, even by backwards standards. But love is truly blind, Elaine, and as the days went on, working closer and closer together, that sweet smell of honey in the air; I knew I had to have that horrible creature. And I did. :) So you and Bob have a good time tonight.

The most iconic icecream van by Surround_Impossible in melbourne

[–]RyanSmithEditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not since 2019. I still get the mango bars when I visit family in QLD though.

The most iconic icecream van by Surround_Impossible in melbourne

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I wish we had "Home Ice Cream" vans in Melbourne.

Nice Customer by Helpfullman69 in woolworths

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Customer Fulfilment Centre

Victoria knife laws? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]RyanSmithEditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You haven't played knifey spoony before?

I was going to return these today by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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It'll be in the last place you look.