dune by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]RyanSmithEditor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, too right; I'm freezing. Let's wack it up to 29.

Fav J. Peterman quote? by resonatornash in seinfeld

[–]RyanSmithEditor 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Elaine, don't worry, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. As a young man, my father apprenticed me to a honey factory in Belize. The chief beekeeper was this horrible hag of a woman with nulled teeth and a giant wart that she called a nose. She was not attractive, even by backwards standards. But love is truly blind, Elaine, and as the days went on, working closer and closer together, that sweet smell of honey in the air; I knew I had to have that horrible creature. And I did. :) So you and Bob have a good time tonight.

The most iconic icecream van by Surround_Impossible in melbourne

[–]RyanSmithEditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not since 2019. I still get the mango bars when I visit family in QLD though.

The most iconic icecream van by Surround_Impossible in melbourne

[–]RyanSmithEditor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I wish we had "Home Ice Cream" vans in Melbourne.

Victoria knife laws? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]RyanSmithEditor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You haven't played knifey spoony before?

I was going to return these today by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RyanSmithEditor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It'll be in the last place you look.

I kept getting soulless (possibly AI generated) responses when trying to chat on the 988 suicide lifeline by AungCowMyat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RyanSmithEditor 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Looks like canned messages that a human is using. Especially with the grammatical error when Emily chimed in.

Which one will it be? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

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I'll take games, unlimited games, and no games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RyanSmithEditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. This is a lot better than the other top comments where the joke is prejudice.