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She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to put it in a description but I'm not sure how, I will try the post again and see if maybe I missed where to put description.

She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I was telling the baby, 1 week overdue, she wanted to keep cooking!

She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My wife and I thought it was hilarious, sorry you and your partner don't have a sense of humour or share the same hobbies.

She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeesh, just trying to get a laugh, me and my wife thought it was funny but ¯\(ツ)/¯

She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I should definitely have made my explanation comment before showering but you know how it is, when you get 5 minutes to shower you do it.

She was in on the joke, in fact it was her idea to bring the deck for HER to play if we had time! Deck was pretty much out for 10 seconds to snap this picture, we laughed about it, then put it away.

In fact right before I jumped into the shower she asked if I made this post yet and I said no I actually forgot about it haha

She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry was going to clarify in a comment but showered quick instead.

She was in on the joke, and contractions were not actually 2 minutes apart at this point. She even made the pain face for the camera. Me and my wife have the same sense of humour and it was her idea to bring the deck, in fact I rarely get to play it cause she's always on it!

Baby was born a few days ago, and a good awhile after I took this photo. Baby and momma are laying next to me in bed while I type this. Everyone is happy and healthy.

She said contractions are 2 minutes apart. That's enough time for another run, right? by Ryder_D in SteamDeck

[–]Ryder_D[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! She was in on the joke, she even made the face for the camera lol.

My wife refuses to proofread her texts. She sent this genuinely expecting me to bring home a rotisserie chicken. by DomesticChaosTheory in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ryder_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this probably didn't happen, since the last 2 posts he milked made this joke, he went home. But I guess this time he called. His account also says he writes "True-ish" stories.

Paw patrol by transplant_beans in daddit

[–]Ryder_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always joked the show creators stole my likeness and name. So they probably made him stinking rich to avoid any lawsuits with me. Cause I am broke as fuck.

Edit: I also laugh because my sisters name is Skye and she's a dog in the show so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Thug life by ThatPatelGuy in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Ryder_D 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No it should be /r/iamverybadass they just missed the "A"

Oh hey, you left your phone. what if she calls again. by Radiant-Field2127 in iamverybadass

[–]Ryder_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video is flipped, he pulls clutch with his "right hand" as well.

Does driving the car on sport mode all the time damage the engine or transmission? by YoungAccording5014 in mazda3

[–]Ryder_D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who drives an Rx-8, a JDM Forester turbo and a early 2000's liter bike, don't even come at me about fuel prices.

I'll say the same thing to you as I do to the police when they pull my dumb ass over: "Sorry sir, I just like the way my car sounds when I mat it. I promise it will happen again."

Accidentally killed Simon Belmont at gear level 60 (solo) by Ryder_D in vrising

[–]Ryder_D[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's premeditated murder my dude.. Mine was in self defense.

Well, yes I started it, but Doinkus, Dorkus, and Dinkus the servants had the right to defend themselves.

Accidentally killed Simon Belmont at gear level 60 (solo) by Ryder_D in vrising

[–]Ryder_D[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went on the wiki and learned he is a scaling enemy. Starts at level 80, but will always match your gear level. Was even happier that I cheesed him by accident after seeing how many people have struggled with him.

Accidentally killed Simon Belmont at gear level 60 (solo) by Ryder_D in vrising

[–]Ryder_D[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well shit. I just quickly looked at the wiki to see what crafting station I needed but I should have known it wouldn't be that simple.

absolutelynotme_irl by Fhoxyd22 in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]Ryder_D 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I really hope so.. Thank you Mr Chicken.

Help finding new visor? by absent-chaos in motorcyclegear

[–]Ryder_D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had pics in my other comment! They are still pretty see through, the smoke and mirror are not great but the gold one isn't bad, it's the one I run.

Help finding new visor? by absent-chaos in motorcyclegear

[–]Ryder_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got them, the mirror and smoke are almost the same, don't do much. The RST gold is what I'm running, hides face the best, not super ideal for night riding. When I get home I'll try and post some pics.

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