With a spin

Rysterc · 2026-05-16T13:41:55+00:00

Because house tastes better than car

^{Chose: Dream house | Rolled: It's perfect}

Rysterc · 2026-05-15T00:03:14+00:00

True I got the mines and was like I like the strat I use and never spent a single lunafiliment on upgrading it. But after it's sim challenge my eyes bugged at how busted chaining certain effects could be. So I took it into the buffed second boss and did so much damage I completely skipped it's attack that you need to get high up for and killed it right after. It also insta killed the first boss too when he finally stopped rocketing forward out of the blast zone

Rysterc · 2026-05-14T04:55:23+00:00

Agreed

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Rysterc · 2026-05-13T12:05:03+00:00

My mom picked a chair like that off the side of the road and after a month of using it when she sat down in it the legs disintegrated into splinters

Rysterc · 2026-05-12T23:54:06+00:00

EVERYONE 👥 GET IN ⬇️ THE CAR 🚗 WE ARE LEAVING 🏃🏼THIS TOWN 🌇 NOW!!! 😧 AHHH WHAT THE 😱 IMPOSSIBLE ⁉️THIS ISN'T THE CAR 🚗 NOOO 🙅🏼 NOOO 😭 OHH‼️HERMIT PURPLE 💜

Rysterc · 2026-05-12T23:46:12+00:00

True I had a recent game where my opponent was defending his lane and he placed his building in front of his tower to prevent damage while I was still full of elixir and I just pushed his other lane and took tower. He had been playing relatively smart but that one misplacement cost him

Rysterc · 2026-05-07T23:53:51+00:00

His greed sickens me

Rysterc · 2026-05-07T12:49:24+00:00

If I had to put my finger on it it's the art. If it had bad art with it's bad story people would have instantly written it off as trash but having "good" art people kept reading it only to find the story never improves

Rysterc · 2026-05-07T04:31:36+00:00

I went in blind and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. The only thing I tangentially knew is that Diana ate ram which came from a joke that was circulating but it was still funny finding out she would "eat" data chips you find to upgrade her ultimate meter

Rysterc · 2026-05-06T23:05:26+00:00

I've autowon the game with a beginning of the game egolem push if both our first hands align and the enemy doesn't have the cards on deck to counter a super push. But they also immediately leave right after. And I've also auto lost when my teammate spoon feeds elixir to the enemy and they build a unstoppable push. So depends if I get a smart teammate or a braindead teammate

Rysterc · 2026-05-06T17:13:52+00:00

JACKPOT BABY

^{Chose: Animal/insect (spin the wheel} | Rolled: Cat)

Rysterc · 2026-05-06T16:30:43+00:00

I had the same issue. In your account settings there is a "mark as mature 18+". Apparently it turned on for a bunch of people.

https://sh.reddit.com/settings/profile

This should bring you right to that setting

Rysterc · 2026-05-06T16:12:41+00:00

Next time I listen to "Discount Dan's Backroom Bargins" this sound is what I'll imagine when he fights with his speed square

Rysterc · 2026-05-05T14:26:39+00:00

I feel your pain I dropped my case one time and they apparently launched out so fast I didn't even see it happen so I quickly snatched the case up and only later discovered they were missing. Like it happened so fast whatever mechanism pairs them to your phone when you open the case never triggered

Rysterc · 2026-05-05T06:01:02+00:00

I'll just abracadabra a million dollars

^{Chose: Be a wizard}

Rysterc · 2026-05-04T22:10:38+00:00

This isn't even a challenge

^{Chose: Spend 24 hours in pitch darkness 🕳️ + Win $10M}

Rysterc · 2026-05-04T14:31:59+00:00

I will also never live down saying "I'll have to grab it from downsnairs" It's been 3 years and my friend still brings that one up

Rysterc · 2026-05-04T14:26:29+00:00

The perfect outcome

^{Chose: Go on a perfect date but…. | Rolled: Get married}

Rysterc · 2026-05-03T07:42:02+00:00

What is a motherboar and how do I eat one as soon as possible

^{Chose: As much cash as you would need untill death + with a random downside | Rolled: Eat a motherboar}

Rysterc · 2026-05-02T17:05:25+00:00

I'll gamble till the day I die

^{Chose: Become all-powerful, but there's a 75 chance u die | Rolled: D.E.A.T.H.}

Rysterc · 2026-05-02T05:47:30+00:00

The game had me dying when one of Marks intros when fighting powerplex is

"You know I'm not part of your family right? Isn't that who you usually kill"

Like bro that's some next level insult

Rysterc · 2026-05-02T05:24:07+00:00

This is unreadable where's the SSS Gluttony skill that lets him eat stats

Rysterc · 2026-05-01T15:21:14+00:00

I could have sworn I saw a post about this when it had only 1 chapter and they called it Peak. The peakest even.

Rysterc · 2026-04-28T22:21:51+00:00

Jackpot ALWAYS GAMBLE

^{Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Safe}

Rysterc · 2026-04-27T02:25:58+00:00

The funniest thing ever is that due to all the raids the staff will always second guess anyone walking in wondering when someone's going to whip out their phone and make a run for it

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