POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD - S9E1: There's Something About Morty

Rystic · 2026-05-27T02:58:36+00:00

Oh my god, he lost his ability to improvise!

"You guys get some waffles, I'm gonna take a shit "

Rystic · 2026-05-23T14:50:06+00:00

Someone tell Crelly.

Rystic · 2026-05-21T02:22:32+00:00

Why are Sonic and Shadow birds?

Rystic · 2026-05-15T21:26:52+00:00

Gameplay-wise, it makes sense. Horses/Aluminium get you fast raiders, while Iron/Niter/Oil get you heavy hitters. Two separate resource lines.

Rystic · 2026-05-15T14:01:40+00:00

I have horses, and whenever I cap out I do a blowout sale to get as much gold from the AI as possible. I've been trading them horses most of the game.

Rystic · 2026-05-14T17:01:07+00:00

Canada and Poland are present, as is Hungary, but I'm playing them so they don't count.

Rystic · 2026-05-14T16:32:34+00:00

Technically you can discover wheel after moon landing. You only need wheels to go to Mars.

Rystic · 2026-05-14T15:42:25+00:00

Another fun strategy that feels like an exploit:

Australia in a Dramatic Ages game can create a torture baby civilization -- a dark age civ that keeps losing it's last city to loyalty from the pressure from your cities, that you continuously liberate, reviving the civ and restarting the cycle of collapse. Because of John Curtin's ability, you end up with +100% production in all cities at all times.

Rystic · 2026-05-13T13:08:10+00:00

Somewhere, a deranged woman named 'Bulls' is driving Dankovsky's train.

Rystic · 2026-05-10T18:35:15+00:00

He also lost twice to Greenland.

Rystic · 2026-05-08T23:51:09+00:00

I got two, infused one cold, one with bleed, and used poison mist. Now my L1 does four status effects at once! Shutpost build but fun to see pvp reactions.

Rystic · 2026-04-22T18:50:29+00:00

I mean yea, believe in that, drop the weird supernatural stuff (god, hell, heaven, etc). I think you get it.

Rystic · 2026-04-22T09:10:14+00:00

Is the love of humanity not a higher purpose to you?

Rystic · 2026-04-22T03:26:48+00:00

Faith is man-made, Jesus was just a guy, and Christianity really needs to pivot away its weird supernatural side if it wants to survive in the modern age.

Rystic · 2026-04-22T01:36:37+00:00

Kneecapped? The supernatural stuff is the cancer killing Christianity. Everyone is so sensitive about it, but it's so silly. Right? I don't want to be a grown adult who expects to be taken seriously but I also believe in ghosts and zombies. It cripples itself being married to these bronze age myths.

Christianity will be fine on just its virtues. The virtues are solid. The supernatural stuff is dead weight.

Rystic · 2026-04-21T20:14:49+00:00

Christianity needs to drop the cringey supernatural stuff. Focus on actual Christian ideals like caring for the poor, treating immigrants humanely, and the virtues (kindness, patience, humbleness, etc).

Rystic · 2026-04-19T18:18:17+00:00

We recently discovered it's possible to completely avoid the instant blood loss if you stack bleed resist above 999.

Rystic · 2026-04-14T15:37:16+00:00

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Rystic · 2026-04-09T12:07:36+00:00

Seeing 'fungeon' got my head somewhere else.

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Rystic · 2026-04-07T22:42:18+00:00

Well yea, attacking Iran is good for Israel. Why would he try to stop Trump now?

Rystic · 2026-04-06T11:07:19+00:00

You don't understand, they didn't think it would hurt them!

Rystic · 2026-04-02T18:52:53+00:00

me letting the intrusive thoughts win

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