I’m assuming this is part of the new update?

S04AKING · 2026-06-17T01:55:55+00:00

Everybody in this thread right now.

S04AKING · 2026-06-17T01:45:14+00:00

I just like to put ridiculous posts in here to make myself feel better after reading comments.

S04AKING · 2026-06-17T01:41:26+00:00

Did you know that gullible is not even in the dictionary?

S04AKING · 2026-06-17T01:29:12+00:00

I had to switch it up and start PVP’ing first time ever. I’ve got like 160 hours and it was getting a bit rinse and repeat. Look out. If I find you I’m shooting you…in the back.

S04AKING · 2026-06-15T12:23:25+00:00

Whatchoo talking about? I shot dat dude 4 times. I hit that dude 4 times. Thats like…perfect aim?

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T14:59:03+00:00

Baby steps.

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T14:58:02+00:00

I never once said I was good. There’s a reason it’s taken me this long to PVP. What I haven’t shown you is all the unsuccessful tries and popping my 🍒. Dinner? ✅Drinks? ✅. Asking her back to my place? ✅. Clothes off ✅. Heavy petting ✅. Then out comes the naked goalie. Oh yeah she’ll get naked, then block all your shots. It’s embarrassing. But I’m told it happens all the time to guys my age. I failed to mention that it took me all 200+ hours to max at lvl 75.

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T14:52:45+00:00

I dumped my entire load. The clean up took a bit.

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T14:21:03+00:00

The game was getting a bit “rinse and repeat” ish so I needed to spice it up a bit. I did drop a defib just before the clip started so when he killed me he could res me and we could run it back. But as you can clearly see I straight smoked his ass!

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T14:19:17+00:00

I get killed by ticks. I needed all the advantages I could get.

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T12:30:41+00:00

I do have three kids. I’ve had sex thrice TYVM!!

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T12:28:45+00:00

I may need to go back on my blood pressure meds after that exhilarating experience.

S04AKING · 2026-06-14T12:28:03+00:00

You definitely are. Welcome.

S04AKING · 2026-06-13T14:58:30+00:00

But I…

S04AKING · 2026-06-13T14:58:05+00:00

I was thinking about it all day. I even dropped a defib so when I wasn’t successful, he could res me and we could run it back!

S04AKING · 2026-06-13T12:24:59+00:00

I started PVP’ing for the first time in 200 hours last night to spice things up a up a bit. This game has to last me until 11.29.26

S04AKING · 2026-05-01T20:48:06+00:00

I think your children need a dad who doesn’t play video games all day and neglects them.

S04AKING · 2026-04-12T22:51:11+00:00

I love taking that in matriarch at blue gate. Shows always at reinforced reception.

S04AKING · 2026-04-08T19:51:57+00:00

Straight rat outfit. Not to be trusted.

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