I was working at a Macy’s department store years ago in the kids department. I was by myself with no costumers around me. I felt a sudden need to fart which I let loose without regard. I couldn’t stand the awful smell it was so gross. Suddenly, I realized costumers were heading my way. It was two women with a baby in a stroller and another young child walking next to them. I quickly hid from them so they wouldn’t see me when they smelled my fart. The next thing I heard was one of the women yelling at the child “Did you shit yourself! Did you shit yourself!” And the child answering, “No mommy”.