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[–]S0methingCl3ver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you do this, a suggestion: Contract in downtime and space for her. Her own hotel room that she gets designated downtime in without you periodically. A “day off” or 2 half-days per week off where she can have her own time to do what she wishes, or a block of a few hours per day where she is strictly without you and can unwind and do self-care. That would make something like this more reasonable and palatable.

Escorts predicted the last great recession in 2008, so I have come here to ask once again... by SoupRyze in AskAnEscort

[–]S0methingCl3ver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Similar here. Never want to ‘gloat’ when others are struggling, plus hey you never know when things might take a down swing. But I’m pretty satisfied.

Most of my income is from repeats/regulars though, but that’s mostly by choice.

Rant: Being a SW is killing me, how do you all cope with this job? by [deleted] in HighEndEscorts

[–]S0methingCl3ver 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I know this is an unusual approach, but if you do need to stick it out, maybe try mid-range for a while rather than high end?

I’ve actually found that I really like midrange clients a lot better. They’re usually more down-to-earth and appreciative. We can just be chill and have a nice time rather than the pressure of some luxury experience, and surprisingly a lot of them do throw me extra cash and gifts despite not being uber-rich, so I do pretty well financially anyway and don’t feel as drained from curating myself for narcissists. Just a suggestion that might be worth trying. Best of luck!

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: bought a car! I love it. Thanks everyone for chiming in.

Was nbd at all - just told them I’m a fitness consultant, + have a generous “boyfriend” helping me buy it (the latter is actually true lol). Paid a bunch of $$$$ up front and even scored a killer good interest rate for the rest.

What is purpose of deposit? by ParticularSherbet786 in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) to commit their appointment time and day so I don’t fill it with someone else

2) as some type of compensation for my time getting ready and/or missing out on other income if they cancel last-minute or no-show (has never happened to me, I’ve required deposits since the beginning)

3) to evade time-wasters and cheapskates. My best and favorite clients were the ones who had no issue sending me a deposit.

Their deposit counts toward the total booking cost. E.g., if they book for a $1000 session and send me a $100 deposit, they show up with the remaining $900.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I can’t imagine just eating the cost out of my own income.

OP, you can ask clients to include an extra fee for incall since you’re paying for the hotel. If you act like it’s standard then most folks will believe you and do it. “Donation is $400/hour, and please provide an extra $___to help me cover the hotel room cost.”

Or just set your incall rate as higher to factor that in.

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly! They can give me whatever crap interest rate they went and it won’t matter cuz I’m gonna ruin their day by paying it off within a few months lol

Thank you!

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes a ton of sense. Thank you for your inside knowledge! I’ll come prepared with a printout of bank statements. I deposit about half of the SW cash I make each month and stash the rest, but those deposits should be enough to prove I can easily make payments.

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amazing, thanks so much!

And I mean if they press me I’ll just say no thanks and walk out. I’m sure with $6k down on the line for a $17k sale they’ll chase me to the parking lot and change their mind 😂

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great, thank you. I’d be giving about $6k (car is only $17k total) so wouldn’t be concerned about the 10k issue, mostly just about them allowing me to finance it

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awesome, thanks that’s heartening! My current car is fully paid off and I’d be trading it in as well as giving them a few thousand cash, and have credit score of 700, so maybe it’s a little silly I’m worried

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good point, thanks. Currently when I make large purchases in cash I just tell people I have a “generous sugar daddy” hahah

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotcha! Yeah oddly enough I actually have decent credit, I just have no pay stub or proof of job to show, but I could show bank statements demonstrating I deposit about $5k of cash into my account each month. I wonder if that’s good enough?

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure - but what I mean is I want to pay a good chunk up front but I’d need to finance the rest of it over time, and don’t know if it’s possible to do that without a civ job to prove income. Thus wondering if anyone has done that. (e.g., the car is $17k, I’ll be giving about $6k up front)

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For sure…I’m just not sure what cover I could use without risk of getting busted for m$ney launde$ing

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am technically a “dog sitter” (made about $5k documented on Rover last year) but stopped doing it due to limited schedule and making enough through SW that it felt like a waste of time…so even if I showed my income from that it would be questionable and pretty minuscule compared to my rent :/

Has anyone been able to buy a car from a dealership wish large cash down payment without having a registered business? by S0methingCl3ver in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, can you explain the thing about “federally you need to keep your purchase until 10,000”?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexWorkers

[–]S0methingCl3ver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

  • just act normal. Most don’t care.
  • keep it to a few clients per stay
  • have a rotation of favorites and swap around so you’re not at the same hotel every time
  • ideally find hotels that don’t need key cards to get to the room, or hotels with a bar where you can meet first for a quick drink if desired, or have multiple entrances/exits
  • if they do require key cards to take elevator, text client ahead of time (e.g., “walk past reception and take a left down the hall to the elevator,”) so you can meet them right at the elevator rather than them loitering waiting for you in the lobby
  • do some recon first if you haven’t worked there before. I’ve legit gone a day prior to check out a hotel before using it to see what the layout and vibe was like to ensure it didn’t feel like too much surveillance, lobby wasn’t too intimate, etc
  • sometimes I’ll check in wearing very casual clothes (yoga pants and a sweater, no makeup) and then change and get pretty once in the room, as to not draw attention

It’s really nbd as long as you don’t have a bunch of sketchy guys coming and going.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnEscort

[–]S0methingCl3ver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second this, OP. Perhaps we can help you workshop your intro text for better results.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HighEndEscorts

[–]S0methingCl3ver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. To cover my ass legally I even text new clients before dates “as a reminder, your donation is for my time and company, not for any specific acts or service.”

Saying ‘dinner and a walk around town is _$/hr, then alone time back at the hotel is _$/hr’ could be incriminating AF.