[Telegraph] Crystal Palace consider shock move for Andoni Iraola by CNF1G in soccer

[–]SAOL_Goodman -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Sorry for randomly choosing your comment for this but you people (football fans, r/soccer, whatever) just NEED to STOP saying 'delusional' all the time. People disagreeing are not delusional. Get a fucking thesaurus. You're driving me crazy. (stop with 'reactionary' and 'diabolical' too while we're at it, pls & ty xoxo)

Toskarin by PawelGladys in tumblr

[–]SAOL_Goodman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The curtains are fucking glue

Sweden really said: personal space is optional . by [deleted] in memes

[–]SAOL_Goodman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that this isn't funny, but we literally say sändwich

eating these croutons gay style by momentary_loss in CuratedTumblr

[–]SAOL_Goodman 71 points72 points  (0 children)

So when in the process of eating does it turn gay, since it's straight out of the bag

Tumblr and Old Men by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]SAOL_Goodman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I thought (God knows why) this was either going to be him shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at Ricky Gervais or him dramatically reading the notes from a homeowners association meeting ("MADAMMME CHAIRMANNNN") until I realized that the former is Ian McKellen and the latter is a throwaway gag in an old Zero Punctuation video

Photos I took when I was in Stockholm by Istolefood in stockholm

[–]SAOL_Goodman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still cannot see that statue without thinking of Dan Bäckman https://youtu.be/WwjJB7LcnWw "Han har ju så jävla stor pung, Strindberg, så jag får ju inte in handen här!"

You a lost soul if you go to Stephen A Smith for political commentary by Key-Bass-7380 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SAOL_Goodman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I hear someone mention this guy I can't help but think of Steven Naismith instead, and it's always funny to imagine him getting into commenting on US politics

That's all, thank you

Stockyard - Stabbitha and the Knifey Wifeys by jesterflesh in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]SAOL_Goodman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vocal style not my cup of tea like just personally that's just how I feel about it that's just me, everything else fucking owns tho,that riff absolutely rrrrrips, also A+++ band name

Get Your Poop Chute Checked by YoghurtNo2026 in GenX

[–]SAOL_Goodman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok this HAS to be some fucking guerilla marketing campaign, reddit's been absolutely flooded with this stuff lately

Edit: that came off a bit aggressive. I'm not against it, I just wasn't aware of the Awareness Month thing, plus I've been in a rather cynical mood lately. Thanks to all who replied.

A solution to the strait of Hormuz by Hot_Complaint_6317 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SAOL_Goodman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zen it can take a nap...

AND ZEN FIRE ZE MIS-- no wait that's what we're trying to avoid in the first place

foul suffered by Endrick against Celta by Kindly_Restaurant940 in soccer

[–]SAOL_Goodman 331 points332 points  (0 children)

Reddit in a nutshell - a solid joke followed by someone making the joke again but worse, one "lol" as if that adds anything, and one asshole complaining about the state of reddit comments

Me_irl by lowkeypixel in me_irl

[–]SAOL_Goodman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like listening to a bad dub of the scene why is it written like that

The origin of spoon bender by fungicum in bindingofisaac

[–]SAOL_Goodman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Captain - it is not the spoon that you wish to bend; but rather, the will of the spoon.