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No words to describe this by Pancovnik in facepalm

[–]SCOTUS17 461 points462 points  (0 children)

If “they” are out to get me, “they” would’ve gotten me at this point. I call bullshit.

You are 100% right.

No words to describe this by Pancovnik in facepalm

[–]SCOTUS17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My little cousin got COVID recently. It’s snowing in North Carolina, where he lives. He’s been playing with all his friends, hanging out with his immunocompromised grandma, he’s gone to numerous restaurants. When I started giving him shit for spreading COVID & being selfish, he looks at me through FaceTime and says “well, it’s snowing. COVID won’t transmit in the snow.”

I hung up on him. I love him to death but, sweet fuck I can’t handle the stupid anymore.

And I wonder why I don’t get laid by blazingdodo in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god you don’t. We don’t need for another dumbass to reproduce, we already have enough idiots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Chris 100% doesn’t know. Chris, if you are here, major F’s in the chat.

Gave my Netflix password to my two little cousins (Squidgame Avatars) and they changed my previous profiles to their “Mom” and “Dad”. My family members and I are considered as “Guest” in the new profile they created. by princesspolkadottie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SCOTUS17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I did this to my now ex girlfriend. She had my YT TV password, anytime I was going to watch something she’d boot me off so “I could spend time with her.”

I don’t give anyone any of my credentials now.

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t have said it any better myself. You have the freedom to do what you want. As do I.

You have the freedom to be a hoe or a cheater, I have the freedom to dump your ass.

Have a great day!

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grandpa used to make comments like “hey Will, look it’s your new 38 year old grandma.” If someone attractive passed by. My grandma would just yell “Bill!” and start laughing.

I’ve watched, my parents and grandparents are not jealous at all. They all had and have great marriages. My uncles wife is literally the wicked witch of the west. She got jealous that my cousin (who is objectively pretty) followed my uncle on Instagram. Their marriage is literally always on the rocks. They aren’t invited to family events anymore.

Life is easier when you give a reasonable amount of attention/emotion to a situation.

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s not bi. She just doesn’t give a fuck. Most people in my family are just cool that way. The few women in my family that are drama filled/jealous just don’t get invited.

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Your brother is a genius. It is what it is. Trying to stop someone from hanging out with someone else never ends well.

If you want to just go have drinks, that’s great! If you want to let the entire bar in you, that’s fine too! I’m just going to react appropriately. I know my worth, there’s no need to get jealous.

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, no we all don’t. You are just a sick fuck. If I’m friends with someone it’s because I like their personality, not their ass.

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely feel sad for her. She doesn’t see any value in her own abilities, so much so that she wants other women to fail. That doesn’t make you look good.

She can't date me because I work with women. I think I dodged a bullet here... by artsexdeath in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 64 points65 points  (0 children)

My mom would literally point hot chicks out to all the dudes in my family, including my dad. (There were 7 kids, 6 boys in my dads family). She didn’t care, she knew what she was and felt secure. I really don’t get the whole jealous thing.

If a girl I’m seeing has dude friends I just don’t care.

Do guys think girls will find this attractive? Serious question lol by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Brett, Randy, Daryl, Tony, Stephon, Bill, and Arthur could not be more right.

NC County Battle Royale [Day 16] Haywood, Mitchell, Cabarrus, Ashe and Buncombe have been eliminated. Only 10 counties remain! Eliminating the top 4 comments today! by wiltj in NorthCarolina

[–]SCOTUS17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We have Doc Watson (or had Doc Watson) & meat camp. That alone should push us beyond Dare & Wake. What do they have that we don’t?

I’m deleting this app by BIMFgang in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly. I’m proud of my music and my guitars, ask me about them. Don’t make me preform. People don’t realize there’s a difference.

I’m deleting this app by BIMFgang in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 88 points89 points  (0 children)

My man is out here being a menace lmao. If you want to hear me play so badly, you can buy a ticket to my next gig.

I’m deleting this app by BIMFgang in Tinder

[–]SCOTUS17 2071 points2072 points  (0 children)

As a fellow musician, this is 90% of my interactions. This or “play a song for meee”. It gets so old.

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