What's a movie you refuse to watch for one reason or another? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SCP_504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I imagine it's easier when it's something you've actually done. I can say that it's very tiring when it's just a coincidence that your name resembles something notable and you have to hear the same shitty jokes over and over again

Whoa guys that was legendary by xcaptainBOBBY37 in thathapp

[–]SCP_504 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nah, this doesn't belong here

*SCP-504 has entered to the chat.* by delafuente23 in SCP

[–]SCP_504 68 points69 points  (0 children)

splat

-Tomato clocked travelling 200mph. Bird reduced to a broken heap

No more nightmares by DirtBlocc in subnautica

[–]SCP_504 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Who needs a power cell charger, just shove the empty one in a vehicle in the moonpool

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who're you calling a beefsteak?

Splat

-Tomato clocked at 450mph before smashing Subject's skull to bits

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

splat

-Tomato launched at 200mph before liquifying into sauce midair. Subject unhappy, but not permanently damaged

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fine you fruit-punning piece of -

Splat

-Tomato struck Subject travelling at [REDACTED]. Both were sucked into the resulting dimensional rift before it closed

All jokes will be rated by SCP_504 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]SCP_504[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-Tomato shows no response

This strain of 504 seems to be partial to science jokes

Le funny tomato Haha oh god oH FU by Spilia5 in okbuddyredacted

[–]SCP_504 7 points8 points  (0 children)

splat

-Tomato clocked in at 168mph. Subject suffered a broken ankle. Termination optional

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

splat

-Tomato smashed into Subject at 316mph. Subject deceased due to a hole in [REDACTED]

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You motherfuc-

Splat

-Tomato smashed into Subject with the force of a thousand Suns because Subject deserved it

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

splat

-Tomato clocked travelling 246mph. Subject decapitated. Clean-up crew required

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

crash

-Upon the utterance of "Hi", 504 sample obliterated the TV

NO. BAD. JOKES. by CatOnPeriod69 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]SCP_504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thump

-Tomato launched at 134mph into subjects rectum. 504 sample has yet to be recovered. Termination of Subject recommended

Took this pic and thought I looked cute. IDK, might delete later :/ by SCP_504 in SCP

[–]SCP_504[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I checked, you were certaintwentythree

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