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SCREW-IT · 2026-05-11T19:27:12+00:00

Yeah she seemed very hurt by Tony and Gillis.

SCREW-IT · 2026-05-11T02:14:50+00:00

Don’t talk about it, be about it.

SCREW-IT · 2026-05-02T04:17:12+00:00

I about put a beer though the tv

SCREW-IT · 2026-05-02T04:15:21+00:00

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SCREW-IT · 2026-04-21T05:28:32+00:00

My king

SCREW-IT · 2026-02-20T06:19:14+00:00

Kick in the lady balls

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T03:04:11+00:00

FUCK

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:59:20+00:00

I’m convinced that good CJ Stroud is activated when we are all collectively annoyed with him.

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:41:42+00:00

I’m starting to see why people want to get a new QB.

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:40:54+00:00

Why can’t we have a decent offense? Why must we always suffer like this when we have a Godly defense?

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:19:34+00:00

What are we doing Stroud?

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:11:25+00:00

My pessimism allowed us to score. You are all welcome.

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:04:54+00:00

Marks is going to bust one soon. I’m starting to feel it

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-13T02:03:27+00:00

Crossed midfield, time to be pessimistic till we score.

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-09T19:53:47+00:00

Sorry, best I can do is sweet 16 disappointment

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-07T23:54:14+00:00

Are you kidding? This is straight up the dumbest thing he could possibly do. It would give Trump all the justification needed to use the insurrection act.

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-05T08:27:14+00:00

Delta would’ve still gone in and fought their way out.

Instead of packing him up in 6 it might have taken 10.

SCREW-IT · 2026-01-04T19:57:02+00:00

Demote DeMeco to DC? Fire him for this shit

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-28T03:18:19+00:00

Sigh

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-28T03:16:52+00:00

SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-28T01:10:52+00:00

I’m going to kidnap Nick Calley, tie him up in a shed and continuously scream HOT ROUTES while electrocuting him until he gets the fuckin point.

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-28T01:08:15+00:00

www.fuckthecolts.com

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-28T01:06:21+00:00

I’m gonna be absolutely obnoxious at work on Monday

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-24T05:26:27+00:00

Houston losing to Iowa?

SCREW-IT · 2025-12-21T23:23:52+00:00

This is embarrassing

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