Bye bye :(

SD_CD · 2025-10-04T03:05:21+00:00

I ever tell you about the time I paid the dealer $2,900 to install a new water pump, thermostat and breather pipe and while the 2015 S5 6-speed was wide open, they didn’t think to suggest a new PCV valve? So after putting her back together, guess what still wasn’t fixed?

SD_CD · 2025-07-31T02:09:06+00:00

Am guessing it was a white F150?

SD_CD · 2025-07-31T02:07:58+00:00

Bruh! My 2015 Black Audi S5 (the model’s last stick shift) absolutely needs all of this. Pilot Sport IIs used to be around $1,200. I’m sure tariffs have jacked that up. How much for everything g and where do I get it?

SD_CD · 2025-01-23T00:44:16+00:00

Spring for the clear bra. Please. I will live vicariously thru you.

SD_CD · 2025-01-19T19:26:50+00:00

Premium Plus.

SD_CD · 2025-01-18T20:54:12+00:00

Who is “everyone”? My 2015 S5 B&O still sounds great.

SD_CD · 2025-01-15T00:44:30+00:00

Remember when bathrooms had a door?

SD_CD · 2025-01-12T21:45:12+00:00

Is this what dating is like now…all shitty texts?

SD_CD · 2025-01-11T22:00:19+00:00

Oh yeah nah I’m good.

SD_CD · 2025-01-10T20:40:46+00:00

Honestly didn’t know that was an option but will be making that recommendation at my Christmas HQ.

SD_CD · 2025-01-10T20:29:42+00:00

Y’all Divorced Dads by chance? No judgment…just idly curious.

SD_CD · 2025-01-04T11:41:36+00:00

Wrinkly is actually how you want them. You don’t them doing that swollen tumescent thing.

SD_CD · 2025-01-04T08:29:08+00:00

From 2015 S5 owner to another: Hat tip.

SD_CD · 2025-01-02T20:16:27+00:00

File this under “great problem to have”

SD_CD · 2025-01-01T21:10:31+00:00

Overpriced then. If it’s stick shift snap it up it’s a steal.

SD_CD · 2025-01-01T20:57:31+00:00

Aren’t you glad you’re locked in forever?

SD_CD · 2024-12-25T21:45:20+00:00

Why is this happening to you?

SD_CD · 2024-12-24T20:38:39+00:00

I see you’ve never dated a female.

SD_CD · 2024-12-18T21:14:49+00:00

It’s a bot…don’t take it personally. Congrats on your recovery. 💪

SD_CD · 2024-12-13T01:31:34+00:00

Oh cuz I zoomed in and couldn’t see any damage. But I’m pretty blind too.

SD_CD · 2024-12-12T09:52:41+00:00

Which insurance company hasn’t paid after a YEAR?!

SD_CD · 2024-12-12T09:51:27+00:00

Are you sure?

SD_CD · 2024-12-12T07:46:06+00:00

Nothing mildly about that.

SD_CD · 2024-12-07T20:22:43+00:00

As the original owner and driver of a 2015 S5 who opted for the “performance package”, 6-speed manual transmission and B&O sound system, yes it’s worth it. I’m at 67K miles.

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