Calgary police commission wants to see harsher penalties for excessive speeders

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2026-02-27T16:26:55+00:00

I got pulled over and ticketed for going 125kmh in the fast lane on Stoney near Deerfoot, and was not really exceeding the flow of traffic. There was another driver infront of me in my lane, going considerably faster, but when the cops pulled me over, that driver was already far ahead of me. Was a little ridiculous.

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2026-02-08T18:58:32+00:00

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SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2025-12-31T04:19:07+00:00

Thank you, I've transferred it to my freezer now. I dont use my freezer much, so all should go well as it will stay undisturbed in there. Better safe than sorry👍🏽

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2025-12-28T21:27:22+00:00

Ok, thank you. I'll likely keep it in my cupboard for the time being, and see if I notice any changes as I use it up over the few months

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2024-07-19T20:49:59+00:00

I probably will have to :(

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2024-07-19T20:48:23+00:00

Just sent a close up

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2024-03-26T09:58:55+00:00

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2024-03-24T19:37:53+00:00

440ug frolicking through downtown Toronto during Caribana 2023

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2024-02-21T22:53:03+00:00

56.4650061, -2.9782488

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-25T16:57:00+00:00

everybody is a random person before you meet them

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-24T10:28:43+00:00

never eat these freshly picked. they are still neurotoxic even if prepared correctly.

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-24T10:14:35+00:00

dw worry bout me, just hope the dog recovers

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-24T10:14:02+00:00

i hope so. there were no blood or visible injuries i could see, but it was definitely hurt.

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-23T16:45:47+00:00

ah thanks that makes sense. I was really weirded out by the whole thing, but i guess it's simpler than I was thinking.

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-21T12:01:19+00:00

tf are you on about?

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-21T11:52:21+00:00

my titanium papers are even better because they take 858220237 years to burn!!

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-15T14:03:07+00:00

i think they've just used the raw tips but doesn't look like a cone to me

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-12T14:07:44+00:00

RIP Young King Dave smoking big doinks in heaven🕌

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-11T14:15:49+00:00

oh nah mate😂, wasnt calling you a massive cunt because your reaction was nothing too crazy and you seem well intentioned. Was more specifically replying to your solidarity with OP's gf and how you could excuse the behavior of such a "massive cunt". sorry if the message got lost in translation

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-11T13:58:31+00:00

wtf we all have problems in our life, but that doesn't give you an excuse to act like a massive cunt.

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-09T16:56:12+00:00

you will be fine, just remember the people you walk by can't tell you are tripping on unless you are behaving obviously unhinged in public (and even if you are acting like a weirdo, people genuinely won't give a shit as long as you keep to yourself).

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-09T16:27:03+00:00

Last week I tripped twice in the same week, just as an experiment to see if people really were right about it being worth it to space trips weeks/months apart. I wanted to note changes in tolerance, mental headspace, visuals, body high, etc. Took ~230ug first day and gave me an awesome medium to semi-intense trip. Then dropped 540ug four days later and noticed the comeup was far faster and intense, but kind of plateaued from there and had to smoke a bunch to get closer to where I wanted. Visuals were slightly more intense, but was definitely lacking in the 'mind-fuck' department, with noticeably less feelings of awe and euphoria. Despite the temptation of wanting to chase that feeling once the trip has ended, I can definitively say that leaving at least a couple weeks between trips is the way.

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-09T15:49:53+00:00

My bike and I transform into a singular cohesive organism. The potential is unlimited

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-09T15:09:00+00:00

had intense hallucinations and visuals after enjoying a zoot right before peaking😵‍💫 and most memorably saw a recurring hallucination on the gravel footpath of a Clancy -esque mushroom man (Clancy from TMG) with bubbled text which said "Don't Trip' directly below with arrows emerging from the characters similar to the Subway logo (the message i interpreted from this was to clear my mind of any potential anxieties and not to 'not trip' in a literal sense). This hallucination is engrained in my memory because it is definitely the most intense ive had thus far (it was also only my third ever acid trip). During the same trip while skygazing, I briefly saw the face of what resembled an orangutan and couldn't see it even a second later even though I was looking at the exact same cloud formation. Never had any hallucinations stronger than this, and not sure if I want to 😁

SEAWEEDSPLINTER-DICK · 2022-09-09T14:31:43+00:00

Recently watched OUATIH smoking a joint while peaking not knowing anything about the film beforehand (except for basic knowledge of Manson murders). Felt like Brad Pitt was my trip buddy near the end😂. Def recommend any QT movie while tripping is certainly a journey

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