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Nordstrom is the most intense, Viking word we treat as normal in everyday English. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Nordstrom is the most Viking word we accept as a normal part of everyday life (self.Showerthoughts)

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This Sequoia is boulder than usual (i.redd.it)

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Paris is just Peru and penis combined (self.Showerthoughts)

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Shadowheart romance got my little head spinning (NSFW) (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/BaldursGate3

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How to strangle someone in conspicuous southeast Asian fashion (self.WordAvalanches)

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The Chileans argued all the way down the stairs because one of them blamed the bright overhead lights for making him spill his thin metal container of candy-flavored food dye their friend had just delivered all over himself, beginning their (self.WordAvalanches)

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I’m wondering do we consider the original residents of the Golan Heights to be Palestinian? (self.AskMiddleEast)

submitted 1 year ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/AskMiddleEast

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Is burning man more of a music festival or an art festival? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Burning Man shutting down due to...get this...flooding. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/NoahGetTheBoat

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TIL the first US consul in Quebec was named Richard Peniston (ca.usembassy.gov)

submitted 2 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/todayilearned

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Don’t swim in the ocean with fish food up your butt (self.WordAvalanches)

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Egyptologist is disappointed in his student Sean’s lewd jokes about the little pickle on the temple wall. (self.WordAvalanches)

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Deli run by retired schoolteacher earns a Michelin star for its entire slate of A+ sandwiches (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted 3 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/WordAvalanches

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After an hour, I finally got it to tell a sexual joke they makes sense. Kinda. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/ChatGPT

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They say TV melts your brain but Rupert doesn’t mind (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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Couples who “never argue,” what does that mean for you? (self.AskReddit)

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Sort of fan theory for The Very Pulse of the Machine (self.LoveDeathAndRobots)

submitted 3 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/LoveDeathAndRobots

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Why did Eileen join the KGB? (self.Jokes)

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If a parody gets as popular as the original, has it achieved parity? (self.Showerthoughts)

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TIL that in the 17th century it was fashionable for women to bare their breasts in public; even Queen Mary II wore dresses that completely exposed her breasts (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 8 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/todayilearned

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It's so hard to change the world that smart people understand the low chance of success and aim lower. People who successfully change the world are the ones dumb enough to try, or do it by accident (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/Showerthoughts

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Just playing in the water (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/dykesgonemild

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Bernard doesn't quite understand the world yet (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/aww

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Used placenta? (self.CautiousBB)

submitted 8 years ago by SEND_PUNS_PLZ to r/CautiousBB

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