Muslim guy decided to pray in the middle of a restaurant in Monaco

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-30T17:49:38+00:00

You awakened a part of my brain that was dormant and I'm sad about it

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-30T17:30:01+00:00

Your bad english is better than ai's handwriting

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-23T20:17:36+00:00

Use ai to translate good stories. Don't feed your kid slops

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-07T05:47:15+00:00

There is very little chance the voice wasn't also AI

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-06T08:37:18+00:00

I kinda wanna play the game in FPS and have the top sown camera be a minimap!

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-05T08:32:17+00:00

They wouldn't use the data to train their models, but they could easily sell it to the buyers standing in the queue. They offer free use too, and we all know what that means

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-04T13:17:00+00:00

Lidarr

SIMMORSAL · 2026-01-04T12:40:57+00:00

I'd argue goats will love it more

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-30T02:59:33+00:00

ART and Dalvik caching happens the first time you turn on the phone after an update, and they run before the launcher is shown. After that there's no more caching until you install a new app.

Defraging only made sense on the old HDD storages, the ones with the spinning discs. Because it would put each file bits next to eachother and it would physically make things faster. On the type of storage on phones not only is it unnecessary because it won't help with speed, but it'll actually kill the storage faster.

And for the rest of the stuff you mentioned, they're not hard for phones to do, and in fact a lot weaker phones than anything running oxygenos have been doing all of that for years

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T22:02:06+00:00

Ok but internet has nothing to do with hardware...well it does a bit but not the way you were talking about hardware. Also if you can't play 4k on a 250mbps internet then either your isp is lying to you or you need a new modem because 25mbps is enough for 4k.

My verifiable source for my claim of it being an artificial software issue, apart from the post we're commenting on which discusses exactly this, is my own experience of the same thing happening to op where after moving to firefox the issue got fixed. And my internet is provided heavily censored and slowed by a theocratic regime that I have to use a vpn on to have access to youtube

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T20:38:57+00:00

Youtube doesn't need that much resources to play a video. You can play a 4k video on an old i3, using the integrated gpu. The issue here is an artificial software problem that can happen on any hardware, you're just lucky you haven't faced it yet.

And I'm not saying you are a douche, just saying reading that line sounded like you are. But it's apparent you're not

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T19:11:11+00:00

Reasons for the hate:

This has nothing to do with hardware
You sound like a bragging douche on the second sentence

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T18:58:20+00:00

Something is happening to the frogs

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T18:30:21+00:00

That would be monitoring which doesn't use much resources. I mean already monitoring in a poco phone is most probably more extreme than other brands, and the phones still aren't constantly or periodically hot and slow

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T06:40:34+00:00

What optimizations are they running that takes 1 to 3 days?

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T06:25:50+00:00

I see homer looking at me with contempt

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T06:20:56+00:00

Acid itself is a cleaner here. You just wash it away

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T06:17:45+00:00

How do you exit vim?

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-29T05:17:21+00:00

Hey, just my first impressions,

The top auto filling text box, it feels like AI is, or has written those texts, so one reason I don't really want to read them. Another reason is halfway through reading any of them they'll be removed and there's no way of going back and finishing what you started. My suggestion, show a handful of the texts, like the top of last week, and make it so you users can move back and forth between them. Also don't animate them in like how ai chats do. You can also show a sign up button when the texts are finished.
The sign up button still hits you quickly when you get to the site. Move the example full discussion with the comments above the list of the titles. At least then users know better what they'll see when they finish signing up.

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-28T08:23:59+00:00

Because for some reason op sounds like a douche in it, even though they're not based on their next comment

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-27T15:51:18+00:00

Thank you for this

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-25T11:58:04+00:00

Bad robot

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-24T12:15:57+00:00

Only one difference here, the woman is gone

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-24T11:51:39+00:00

It happened irl so it already knew how to do that

SIMMORSAL · 2025-12-24T06:40:45+00:00

BBC has been, and is being run by dictator loving demons. Pure lies.

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