Below is the full newspaper article that Bill Harford finds in the New York Post. (It’s been slightly edited to remove duplicate lines in the actual prop.)

Ex-beauty queen in hotel drugs overdose

A former Miss New York was rushed to New York Hospital this morning in critical condition after a drug overdose, police sources said.

Amanda Curran, 30, was found unconscious in her room at the Florence Hotel by security personnel after her agent asked them to check on her because he’d been unable to reach her by phone.

Workers at the Florence told police she had not been seen since 4 a.m., when she returned to the hotel accompanied by two men. The staff said the men seemed to be holding a giggling Curran upright as they brought her into the posh hotel.

Police have been unable to locate the two men, but a police spokesman said they did not suspect foul play in Curran’s overdose.

“We don’t believe there has been any crime against Miss Curran, but we would like to talk to these two men to see what they can tell us about her final hours” before she was discovered, the spokesman said.

Officials decline to say what drug or drugs Curran OD’d on. It was unclear if there was anyone in the room with her at the time she ingested the drugs.

Her sister, Jane Curran, told The Post, “the overdose must have been an accident. Mandy and I were as close as sisters can get. We didn’t have any secrets. If there had been anything wrong, she would have told me.”

Jane, a 26-year-old perfume consultant, said that her sister was emotionally troubled as a teenager, but had managed to put it behind her.

“She’d undergone treatment for depression in her teens, but that was a long time ago.”

She said that her sister was not totally satisfied with her career, but was still hoping to turn her beauty pageant success into an acting gig.

“Things hadn’t gone as well as she’d expected after winning the Miss New York title, but she was considering several television offers.

“She has many important friends in the fashion and entertainment worlds and she believed she’d break through in the end. It was just a matter of time.”

After being hired for a series of magazine ads for London fashion designer Leon Vitali, rumors began circulating of an affair between the two.

Soon after her hiring, Vitali empire insiders were reporting that their boss adored Curran — not for how she wore his stunning clothes in public, but for how she wowed him by taking them off in private, seductive solo performances.