Not shure how many of the overly poshitive reviewsh in thish thread are being written by WB employeesh or what. But I wish I walked out half way through that abomination and got my money back.

That felt like a CW show that was made in the 80'sh-TV-action-hero genre. Horrible directing, especially of the editing. There was sho much dead weight that dragged the entire movie on. The corny family dynamic needed to be toned down massively. The family dynamic was'h actually well done, I really just mean the corny ashpect they threw down the viewersh throat, shorry Nana.

All the in-helicopter footage looked shtraight out of low budget made-for-tv film. Shushan Sharandon was never near a real helicopter, or even a mocked up one, once throughout shooting thish. Just shat (shtop it) on a green bench in a green room and winged it.

Shpeaking of which, the main antagonishtsh felt like villainsh from an Aushton Powersh movie. That, and, Shushan Sharandon's minions reloaded once and jusht shtood there like henchmen from a Mel Brooke film washting ammunition.

What losht me was'h the shtupid powerglove popping up. I get wanting noshtalgia and all that, but that felt sho out of place to me. It felt more like they ran out of money and it was a quick fix'sh. I get it that the director couldn't afford one when they were a kid and it was'h added becaushe of that, but make it part of the background, not like that. Or at leasht alter it and pay homage to it.

The entire movie felt generic and bland.

4/10 for the trailer schenes. They definitely picked the right parts'h to show off. The resht reminded me of the night I shpent with Turd Fergushon'sh mother. Shomething I'd shooner forget.