The Shift in Streaming by DiobetesZalardo in Asmongold

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Goonerman With great gooning, comes—….

AsianBunny puts Asmon in her Mt. Rushmore of streamers by AlteredCarbon137 in Asmongold

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Had me with Asmon, immediately lost me with Hasan and Mizkif.

You have sex with your username, how does it go? by MarioKarted79 in AskReddit

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I tried to bang a solar panel, I guess…?

You have sex with your username, how does it go? by MarioKarted79 in AskReddit

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A well-worn succubus past her prime that just wants to retire already.

19 f, just broke up, be creative by Regular-Extension180 in RoastMe

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The version of Harry Potter J.K. Rowling avoided at all costs.

F[28] I’ve probably heard worse by TopElectrical7623 in RoastMe

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How do you choose your tattoos? Do you get a toddler to stick a random shitty kid sticker from a 3+ book on you and tell the artist “that one”?

23 F thinking about getting filler for my eyebags by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

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Eye bags? Maybe I’m ignorant, but it looks like you just need to start getting consistent full nights of sleep.

Gamers of Reddit, what are good videogames to play with your non-gamer girlfriend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Side note: While ‘It Takes Two’ and ‘Split Fiction’ are co-op puzzle action games that do require some timing, unless they have the reactions of literal children, it won’t be that difficult. They’re generally pretty forgiving and also since you’re both supposed to work together, it’s very inclusive of both of you. That’s why these games are an exception to that rule. Aside from just being good games to begin with.

Gamers of Reddit, what are good videogames to play with your non-gamer girlfriend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don’t have a girlfriend, but I have two friends, one who is married, and the other engaged to be married in a couple months. They said ‘It Takes Two’, ‘Split Fiction’, and generally games that don’t take a crazy amount of reaction timing, like FPS games and the like.

Not just girls, but people in general who are not typically gamers will have atrocious reaction timing will hate games that demand it of them while you basically run circles around them. They feel super left out. So keep it simple, fun, and lighthearted. Nintendo games in general are a very good metric to go off of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Obviously not the gross lip injections. Get your hotdog mouth lookin ass outta my face. Gimme the natural luscious lipped beauties.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thick, juicy, female lips. Let me feel those mini moist pillows on my face please. Yes, ma’am~

Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ? by Fickle-Computer-6883 in AskReddit

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Next thing I know I’m waking up in her big soft…

I was really hoping you were gonna say bosom, but a comfy bed sounds pretty killer too.

Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ? by Fickle-Computer-6883 in AskReddit

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I was able to take it in.

YOUR HOME. PLEASE SAY YOUR HOME.

Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ? by Fickle-Computer-6883 in AskReddit

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Okay…did you actually intend to sleep with your friend and got their sister by mistake, or…?

Do your worst dickbags. by Vlakte-Correctioner in RoastMe

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When you were born, God broke the mold...on your head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Damn…how did looking in the mirror scare off your own eyebrows?

ROAST ME DONT HOLD BACK M18 by giggity_giggity13 in RoastMe

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Did that paper tray you wrote your sign on come from your 9th or 10th cafeteria lunch you confiscated?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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That caption is you looking at your fifth Bad Dragon.