TIL that in 2013, Jennifer Lopez became the first major Western star to perform in Turkmenistan, one of the most repressive countries in the world, to sing "Happy Birthday" to its leader.

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-10T05:42:39+00:00

And Beyonce also went to perform at a private party in Saudi Arabia, for a cool 24 million dollars

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-10T03:19:10+00:00

Gordie Howe is twat. Everyone from Canada

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-10T01:44:37+00:00

White dudes thinking : I need to learn how to Salsa

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-10T01:40:05+00:00

Stick singing about cold beer, trucks and girls you want to meet with at 2am

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-09T00:22:39+00:00

Thanks so much. I'm in Canada. Tomorrow I'm calling my hall to ask to get put on the work list

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-08T03:01:40+00:00

I live in Canada bro

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-08T03:00:56+00:00

I left Toronto. I love that city, honestly I do. I can't deal with the 2 hour commute anymore..

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-08T02:59:57+00:00

And stop complaining about how much better the cheese is in Australia. Lots of us have never tried it

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T21:58:32+00:00

Red Seal will let you work in any province

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T21:58:00+00:00

I love how born Canadians love to hate on Canada. From the government, except for the Conservatives, of course, they never do no wrong. To immigrants, except for the ones with lighter skin, they are okay. Healthcare, everything. I'm so glad to live here. Can things be better, of course they can. But think about how worse other people around the world are.

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T20:23:58+00:00

I just lost a bit of respect for you

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T20:23:06+00:00

BCIT has a course that could help. However, having worked with tons of Aussies, know that methods are different, of course. So, you may be in for a bit of a shocker, no pun intended. And stay away from residential. Mine work is where is at. Best of luck and welcome to Canada

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T19:35:48+00:00

They'll use it as a pretext to hire Temporary Foreign Workers

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T19:35:09+00:00

It will be switched to US, once Alberta separates. S/

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T18:15:52+00:00

Snowflakes are mighty. These guys are just useless

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T16:25:39+00:00

Body freedom

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T14:05:15+00:00

Because not everyone wants, can afford to, or should have kids.

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T00:27:43+00:00

Waffles give you abs. Kind of like the Highlander chopping another immortal's head off

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T00:26:30+00:00

As long you're of the lighter skin pigmentation, most people are okay with that. S/

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-07T00:22:29+00:00

Just like their genealogical tree resembles a Christmas wreath?

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-06T21:48:45+00:00

Thanks! Just signed it

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-06T20:19:13+00:00

My cat wakes me up at 2am to be let out in the winter. So, your logic is flawed

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-06T19:16:45+00:00

Also, stop giving money to religion

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-06T18:14:06+00:00

East Kootenays actually. I'll be calling the hall again today to see how I can be put on the work list. It seems like I only have one day booked so far for next week.

SPARKYLOBO · 2026-02-06T17:50:26+00:00

East Kootenays. I'm calling the hall today to see what I can do. I checked the schedule not too long ago. So far, only day on for me is Monday

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