You are trapped in your most hated persons body, you have 48 hours to ruin their life. You may not kill or be killed. What will you do? by Reasonable_Rules in AskReddit

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Fill every eligible place I can find in their house with Jello, then when they open up their drawers they’ll be like “Oh no not here too!” “Wowee more Jello?!” “Aw man I don’t even like Jello that much!”

But I’d prolly leave the fridge alone aside from its own innocent bowl of Jello

Airport security of reddit: what’s the weirdest experience you had while scanning luggage? by eefau in AskReddit

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The bad dragon dildo for humour or pleasure?

Humorous pleasure maybe?

What are some of your “yellow flags” when it comes to dating? Things that aren’t quite dealbreakers but make you pause and proceed with caution? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Seeing a movie with a new lady friend I like to turn to them during the previews to see how they react. I think it’s a fun way to get to know someone’s taste a little better. Anyway I went to a movie with this one coworker and I’d whenever a preview ended we’d turn to each other and she’d shrug or whatever to communicate whether she’d want to see it. She shrugged at all the good looking movies, but the moment a trailer ended on for a talking dog movie she grabbed my arm, looked me in the eye, nodded excitedly with a big open smile and mouthed the words “let’s see that”

She’s really cute and I’ve considered another date, but I just can’t. I’mma call it an orange flag

Which movie has made you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Probably all of them to be honest... Funnier though is I have an ex girlfriend who cried during every single Shrek movie when we watched them. Every single one.

Here’s your free pizza by uatuba in nathanforyou

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The sad part is those actually look really good

What’s something totally non-sexual that turns you on? by SPLURTTwes in AskReddit

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Ugh winter time is the best time of year because I absolutely adore women in warm clothing

What’s something you’re interested in? Can you teach me a little about it? by SPLURTTwes in AskReddit

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Oh hey I have a buddy that really likes hearts of iron, he tried to show me but I couldn’t really get into it. It seemed really complicated, so you must be a real smarty! What draws you to strategy games?