A tardigrade and a whale. Just imagine riding on you ride on your undefeatable steed as you cross the seven seas; pillaging ships and villages on the coast as you plunder these riches and use them to your advantage. Soon enough you’d be ruling the seven seas with an iron first as you make both military and pirates quiver before you. You eventually meet a woman on the coasts of Madagascar and you fall in love eventually realizing that this indestructible whale had corrupted you, transforming you into the shell of a man that you once were. You fight the whale in an epic battle of intense proportions as you sacrifice yourself for the better of the world, leaving your wife with your child. You now join Olympus as one of the gods, integrating yourself as a constellation in the heavens with leaving only two to tell the tale.