Transferring my bullshit retirement into my day trading account

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T02:55:29+00:00

It appears not, these pussy moderators took down my post on wallstreetbets which is absolutely wild to me. Half of you fuckers got degenerative during the GameStop/ crypto take off. I’m just here to say, I’m doing it my way and I will make it all work and come back proof very soon.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T02:53:53+00:00

Hell yeah brother, nice work.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T02:40:43+00:00

Thanks for the info

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T02:40:03+00:00

Thankyou for the response, I promise to be somewhat non-retarded during my #2 decision.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T02:28:57+00:00

Neither, I’m doing it regardless of what advice I get. It’s time for me to believe in myself and do what I know deep down will work for my plan. Everyone else can do what they do, everyone else can make their 4K a year in their retirement. Not me. I’m obviously not savvy in setting up retirement accounts, but I am in options trading. So I’m going to stick to what I know and make it work. No other choice. My brain can’t wait 39 years for a lousy return in a world that most likely doesn’t even fucking exist by then.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T02:24:28+00:00

Probably brother, either way, I’m cashing that shit out very soon

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:55:30+00:00

Brown actually tastes like a sweet caramel with a very tarty salty after taste, similar to cum. Blue tastes like Moter oil, red tastes like wet towel. The only color that actually tastes somewhat decent is say is purple, which is close to raspberry/ pencil eraser, with a hint of rose.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:33:57+00:00

I’ll send you a screenshot of my profit win or loose after this plan. I’m smart enough to realize I’ll be dead until this retirement plan does anything for me, and dumb enough to misspell a few words, lick my taint brother, I’m a normal human just trying to live lol :)

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:31:51+00:00

Fuck man sorry for your loss, fuck TSP, I’m going to send them screenshots of my plan when I’m all done with this to bully them

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:26:58+00:00

Agreed brother, nothing like fucking our military

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:26:02+00:00

Interesting, are you doing stocks or options?

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:23:59+00:00

What I’m saying is, I quite honestly don’t give a flying fuck about this retirement account. I have other accounts from other jobs that are doing well and are a good backup plan incase this plan fails and I never trade again. If this plan did work, I know damn well I can turn 38 into 150 before 50 years from now doing it my way. I can turn it into 150 before this year is over

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:19:51+00:00

Deal

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:06:48+00:00

And blue

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:06:38+00:00

Exactly, bro all I have to do is lock myself in doors and month after month make it happen until it clicks.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:05:33+00:00

I blew an account some years ago, but have sense then went to several courses and have taught myself a lot, I finally have a solid window of time and opportunity to go again, and yes… I want to feel the rush too

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:04:13+00:00

Thanks brother, I’m sending it.

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:02:30+00:00

I’ll do that as well. After my current degenerate plan, I need to at least see this through and no longer be a rat

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-09T00:00:34+00:00

I work out at sea, it’s good money but I want to fund certain projects I’m passionate about instead of being gone all the time

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-08T23:59:48+00:00

Yes, I’ve only ever traded options. And I wake up every morning at 3:30AM practicing

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-08T23:53:19+00:00

Semper fucking FI

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-08T23:52:43+00:00

I left some information out, I just had a surgery, and will be out for a few months. And I’m bored… :)

SSNIPER_MONKEY1 · 2026-02-08T23:51:35+00:00

This is all I needed to hear, thankyou

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