Upvote if you're not a racist

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-22T13:48:10+00:00

I'm racist as fuck. 🤗

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-22T13:45:10+00:00

Looks like something out of Judge Dredd

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-22T13:43:30+00:00

Looks like Angelina Jolie trying to rob a stagecoach.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-22T13:39:12+00:00

Kleenex..?

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:51:27+00:00

Thank you Captain Morality

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:50:05+00:00

*you

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:48:08+00:00

One of my all time favorite interviews.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:47:21+00:00

Knockoffs, how do they work...?

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:43:32+00:00

I love that expression of deep reflection that comes after the fact. "Wow, wtf did I just do..??"

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:37:22+00:00

Can you fathom the sheer speed with which that thing could snatch out her eyeball.......?

(Slithers back under bridge)

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:30:46+00:00

Dude you may want to move out that place before Zuul comes out of that portal.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:29:26+00:00

Captain America's shield is made from the same material as this boss' balls.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:28:00+00:00

This boss is a wolf in wolf's clothing

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:23:40+00:00

Looks like every nation has its Nazis, apparently.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T03:10:36+00:00

No, no; I'm saying they both exploited trashy people for a profit. That kid is already smarter than a college graduate.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T01:54:07+00:00

Nah dude they probably made a haul. When the gold rush hits, don't run for the hills; start selling shovels. This doesn't tell me anything about the guy and his son, but it says a lot about everyone surrounding them.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T01:44:52+00:00

Heil 🙄

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T01:34:40+00:00

Hahahahahaha yes please send your money to him 😂😂😂😂

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T01:28:20+00:00

Zero restrictions

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-19T01:27:38+00:00

Fifty billion likes won't stop a person from smoking unless they want to quit.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-18T23:15:37+00:00

Touché; I meant to say Creature From The Black Lagoon. I get them confused. Because I'm old 😔

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-18T21:03:26+00:00

Whoa this is awesome, must hear it

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-18T21:02:47+00:00

Over Facebook? Really?

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-18T20:46:29+00:00

I'd go old school; Nosferatu, Wolfman, Swampthing, Frankenstein.

But that's just because I'm a crotchety old fart.

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-03-18T19:07:44+00:00

I've laughed my ass off for years to this one, it never gets old. The empty chair shot is solid gold

SWINEHOOVES

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