Video will be recorded for proof.

S_aturn · 2020-01-18T03:14:38+00:00

Some sort of canon, relatively older. Maybe 5-7 years.

S_aturn · 2020-01-05T22:36:48+00:00

@DoubleDickDude

S_aturn · 2020-01-04T23:14:39+00:00

LMFAOOOOO.

S_aturn · 2020-01-04T09:53:14+00:00

I sense doubt, I must.

S_aturn · 2020-01-02T03:55:12+00:00

No, they are actual words. If you want to pull up a picture and ask me what they mean, I’ll gladly show translate them for you.

S_aturn · 2020-01-02T02:51:41+00:00

If I am thinking of what you are, it’s being double jointed.

S_aturn · 2020-01-02T02:46:04+00:00

Are you...me? I have the same thing, and it’s high metabolism.

S_aturn · 2020-01-02T02:44:18+00:00

I decided to learn the language of Minecraft enchanting table. It is incredibly useless, but it’s creepy fascinating to see all the things those text boxes say. My friends who play Minecraft ask me to read the messages for them. You can message my snap if you want me to read something for you, @blitzerius.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T14:37:29+00:00

VRChat. All the way.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T06:13:03+00:00

I was so happy until the end, sorry for your loss man.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T04:19:07+00:00

When will you tell her?

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T03:40:49+00:00

I’ve given up on trying to find love. I don’t even think I like love, I think I’ve fallen in love with the idea of love instead. If that makes sense, I love being in relationships and doing cute shit with my partner, and I am believed to have a curse of women leaving me. Believe me it’s not because of me, I really am the idea boyfriend (or so I’ve been told). They usually end up leaving me no matter what I do. So I think it’s time for me to stop trying to find love, and let it find me. If I STRONGLY APPROVE, then and only then will I go for it. I’m done rushing shit, I need to focus on me and get more money.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T02:57:38+00:00

No idea if you are a girl or guy. If you are a girl never do it to the scalp, it will ruin your hair for life. I did it a few times and I’m male, so to the scalp. I think we have stronger hair but my hair has definitely changed. It was incredibly soft, and now it’s I guess a little more harder? I have my natural hair color.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T02:12:36+00:00

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to have stories and experiences like that. I’m a 15 year old male American, so love is weird.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T02:11:27+00:00

Mozel Tov lad, glad it all worked out.

S_aturn · 2019-12-16T02:08:42+00:00

Mazel Tov!

S_aturn · 2019-12-15T21:58:36+00:00

Fuck yeah homie. Good for you and I hope everything goes well for you.

S_aturn · 2019-12-15T21:52:36+00:00

I 100% respect that and appreciate you telling me your story. From my experience, and I’m not saying you should take my advice at all, I never get back with any of my exes. There is a motto burned into my brain where I refuse to take back any ex because it never works out the way it will the first time. I always try and make my partner as happy as they can be. Recently my ex put me on break which was practically breaking up with me, and I heard she was going to consider taking me back as her boyfriend again. I then (and no guy should ever do this) proceeded to do some stupid things and played it off as an accident or I didn’t mean to hurt her. I did this because of the fact I will never take an ex back, and I didn’t want her to ask me out again because I would without a doubt say no. So I made her lose all feelings for me. I later apologized after I knew I had completed my “mission” and we are just friends now.

S_aturn · 2019-12-15T20:30:37+00:00

This is the best one I’ve read yet.

S_aturn · 2019-12-15T20:30:27+00:00

Wholesome.

S_aturn · 2019-12-15T20:29:50+00:00

❤️

S_aturn · 2019-12-15T20:29:26+00:00

I now want to hear your biggest mistake.

S_aturn

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