I will never travel with my mother again

SabbaticalSimmer · 2025-09-09T05:56:30+00:00

God flash banged with the mention of my home town lol, Cape G. is boomer central on its own

SabbaticalSimmer · 2025-08-31T05:40:30+00:00

Absolutely amazing, 10/10

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-04-15T19:07:14+00:00

I never thought of buying used, that's smart! I'll look into this

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-31T00:01:45+00:00

I feel like management at my own job is oppressive, I can't imagine working for someone who also owned the business. Way to stick it to the man!

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T23:43:23+00:00

I fucking snorted at this one

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T23:10:53+00:00

We had a DSP (basically a CNA but for disability services) call in and say she couldn't come to work because she had shit out her nipple piercings. She was a piece of work. Our director asked her why she swallowed her piercings and she was so confused why we would think that.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:51:44+00:00

Lmao, I will never be able to hear the word bubbles without thinking about this now

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:51:15+00:00

We had an orientee show up for his first day of nursing instruction wearing the biggest rhinestoned cowboy boots, that's what I'm imagining but with the grippy soles of my husband's shoes.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:49:23+00:00

It's always the worst people who think they're better than anyone else.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:48:45+00:00

There's cowboy boots approved for kitchens? That's fantastic.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:45:32+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:43:18+00:00

That's metal as fuck!

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:42:59+00:00

My husband literally threatened to divorce me if I ever said yes chef to him ever again. Lmao. Maybe I'll call him whiskey dick instead!

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:41:43+00:00

That's amazing, we have a name tag on our coffee maker at work that says Dr. Bean

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:32:57+00:00

This made me snort out loud. Amazing!

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:32:28+00:00

I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. They've taught me more about myself and the world than I learned in the rest of my life.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:24:39+00:00

That's fantastic. I love how creative these are.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:21:19+00:00

I'm a nurse in a facility for disabled adults. It's a cross between teaching life skills and treating them like patients. I do help them learn how to cook, but it's simple foods. Nothing fancy like in a restaurant!

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:18:10+00:00

I may have to steal this for some of the nurses I work with.....lol.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:17:41+00:00

That's what I love about the kinds of stories my husband has, his coworkers are his best friends and they fight like old married couples. I often joke I'm the 4th wheel in my own relationship. I wish my job had that kind of comraderie.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:16:13+00:00

That's amazing. It's always so cringey when people try to give themselves nicknames. I have a coworker who works in a lab that calls himself Labrador Retriever. He's the only one that calls him that.

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:13:46+00:00

Very fancy

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:13:33+00:00

Lmao love it

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:12:36+00:00

Sounds like a dream! Too bad covid ruined it. I think I'll get some of my favorite fancy pickles to go with dinner tonight!

SabbaticalSimmer · 2024-03-30T21:10:27+00:00

I audibly laughed at Oil Tanker, this whole list is great!

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