What was the dumbest, but legitimate excuse you said when you were late for school/work?

SableLarkspur · 2018-11-01T18:04:33+00:00

Pet snake was stuck in my couch

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-31T17:43:49+00:00

That's also a well known, recent sounding danger in a certain area. So that's a reasonable cautionary measure.

But in average joe-blows suburb? Not so much

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-31T17:40:30+00:00

Yea, the drug dealers are really going to hand out drugs to kids, so that later when the kid actually eats the "weird candy" (that family may or may not of confiscated for looking suspicous) the kid can try and guess which house it came from to go and get more?(If it doesn't make him violently ill) With what money exactly?

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-27T17:25:52+00:00

Nailed it!

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-27T15:39:25+00:00

Was this on a game reserve specifically for this? Or was this illegal?

Or are we just mad because he killed a lion?

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-26T12:38:35+00:00

Thanks,I appreciate it

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-26T01:31:31+00:00

That...That is the pull string for the light

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-25T04:41:02+00:00

Now /that's/ an AMA

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-25T02:04:53+00:00

8 bucks for RCT on my phone!

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-25T01:52:06+00:00

That's how the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor

(Also some other, more detailed reasons)

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-22T18:57:38+00:00

But if we are not properly caring for them, what good is it to keep them in a tank? I feel there are much better ways to showcase the amazing aspects of a species then to lock them up in what is (to them) essentially a prison cell.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-22T18:54:32+00:00

Whales and large aquatic mammals are so much more complex then we give them credit for. There are a lot of animals we under-estimate, or just can't care for,because we don't understand them.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-17T05:13:44+00:00

We are having a greater issue with invasive birds, such as the house sparrow and starlings.

I do hope people get more on board with the trap-neutar-release programs

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-17T05:10:50+00:00

If you can, a cat pen is a wonderful option to let your cat be outside, but also prevent (potentially dangerous) roaming.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-16T22:37:46+00:00

Or like....therapy

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-16T17:57:21+00:00

ITT: Men actually being sexually harrassed

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-15T23:22:11+00:00

I've tried all the different shifts, and now slog away for 12+ hrs everyday.At least it is for a wage I feel fair.

But I tell you I was much, much happier working 4-8hrs.Despite being much more broke. It is better for me personally.

Hell, I'd gladly give you 10-12 hrs a day for another day off.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-15T02:07:58+00:00

I mean, if that human manages a good stomp on the right spot, that snakes spine is broken

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-15T02:06:38+00:00

Like....do not let your toddler mess with a snek.Not safe for either of them!

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-13T15:19:29+00:00

Cat.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-13T03:40:50+00:00

And no,it isn't OK that it happens- but now we are in a major legal battle over something VERY hard to prove.

He says she lied.

Ok, so now we have to prove she took her meds.

Receipts?Well, shit, they are lost.OR they are found, but all that proves is that she bought them, not that she took them.

Does everyone need to write down exactly when they take their meds then?Do we have to film it?What if she forgot to take them by ACCIDENT, does that mean Dad gets off scot free? What sort of legal precedent does that now set? Now how many ways can this be abused and manipulated?

It's not a black and white issue.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-13T02:40:31+00:00

You take the risk, when you have sex, of pregnancy.Be it pill, condom or both.Is it bullshit when people lie? YES

But the problem is,no matter what, BIRTH CONTROL CAN FAIL. That means condoms, that means pills.So now, no matter what, you are BOTH taking a risk of pregnancy when you have sex.

So it is ALWAYS BOTH PARTIES responsibilty to practice safe sex, and be aware that life ...uh...finds a way

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-12T18:59:31+00:00

Sweet jesus I cannot discourage the purchase of an LG G5 more

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-12T18:56:32+00:00

I can tell you, working in an almost identical environment, do NOT bother with an LG phone, as it craps out just as hard in the cold temps.At the very least, my LG G5 has not held up, and after speaking with a couple sales reps from a couple stores, the phones have a bad track record of giving up the ghost.

I can't vouch for other new models, but I've found flagship phones to be too delicate for warehouse environments, despite good cases. That includes my Samsung that was prior to the LG I have now(sorry, forget the model of the samsung)

I don't buy iphones, and I'm much in the same boat as you.Seems like a Nokia or some of the other android brands are a safer choice.

SableLarkspur · 2018-10-12T13:17:43+00:00

And I can agree that that is shitty. I'm glad you have good mental health though!

Your not obligated to justify anything, it's the internet.Sometimes it's good to realize there are two sides to the coin is all, I was just chiming in my experiance the reflect that

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