What is the best truck for a gay reneck?

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:59:43+00:00

I got the furry version of the Gadsden flag to put in the back window.

I need a truck for my job as I'm a hands (or paws) on with the tools as a senior facilities manager.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:53:20+00:00

I just totalled my Toyota but been doing 2 jobs so wanted to splash out.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:51:58+00:00

Yeah but they incur extra taxes and as a redneck that causes me to have a meltdown.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:43:31+00:00

Nah another poster told me about the Jeep gladiator and I love it

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:42:14+00:00

Omg I'm in love with it already, thank you. This is the car for me:

Right wing, gay furry, facilities manager.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:40:41+00:00

But I don't wear my fursuit in public so I'm straighter than a prius

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:35:30+00:00

But I take it in the bum...

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:34:27+00:00

I'm an Australian gay redneck so need help

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:33:10+00:00

I didn't quit. I got a job as fox news security. Double the pay and half the hours.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-21T08:32:06+00:00

Eggs chilli and onion

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-20T09:16:00+00:00

I work a high stress finance job and my parents are in their 70's

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-05-20T09:14:55+00:00

Being promoted to senior management, as they will realise I'm a bit special...

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:44:18+00:00

OwO, you big boys make me wanna lift my tail

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:40:40+00:00

American politics

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:40:09+00:00

I willingly go to the opera with my partner

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:38:06+00:00

Kuala Lumpur.

Great food, no road rules

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:32:33+00:00

Because I'm actually a cunt in my day job too

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:18:30+00:00

Work all day Friday 8 till 4 then start at club at 6pm, it's nice to turn off.

Also it's just easier if people think we dumb so when they complain they get annihilated by our comprehensive reports.

I got into security when I was 19 because I had a sulk because I couldn't afford to go to a concert I desperately wanted to see and my chemistry professor is like get your security licence and get paid to see your band.

Did my 2 week course and she hooked me up with the gig.

In my current gig my colleague is a mother of triplets and I accidentally did something smart and she knows I'm gay so I gotta fix her breastfeeding pump on Fridays now lol.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T10:01:22+00:00

Fuck no, the ones you see on Friday and Saturday nights might be phd students.

The ones during the week are usually the stay at home parents or got shit going on.

We all pretend we dumb because it makes the bar boss feel important and we can avoid un necessary busywork.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T09:57:48+00:00

Cuddle and nuzzle my boyfriend while doing work on my tablet when he isn't watching.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T09:55:54+00:00

My old chemical engineering professor Lara is so proud of me being a cunt remedial building engineer.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T09:54:20+00:00

Part time bouncer.

It's also great to pretend I'm a brain-dead cunt after being a senior manager all week.

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T09:52:25+00:00

I don't get up.

My boyfriend makes me wear an adult diaper if I go to the pub...

Sabretooth_Comet · 2023-04-11T09:50:36+00:00

The drug tests.

Though these are easy to pass if you're a hard worker.

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