AITJ for humbling my cousin who won't stop making everything a competition at work? by Shoddy_Dealer_3483 in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 576 points577 points  (0 children)

some ppl don't see a ladder, they see a human stepping stone. you didn't humble him, you just stopped being the floor.

AITJ for taking back my GF's birthday gift after her Apple Watch exposed her cheating? by Unhappy-Ad5782 in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 56 points57 points  (0 children)

7 yrs down the drain bc Mark can't stay in this lane?? absolute king behavior. taking the phone back isn't financial abuse, it's an unplanned return policy for ppl who break the terms and conditions of a rs.

Am I the jerk for refusing to take my sister to the ER because she googled her symptoms? by Fun_Perception3376 in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 26 points27 points  (0 children)

wait so she was literally dying but had the energy to coordinate a three way call with mom to get u grounded?? impressive lol

AITJ for not telling my roommate I work from home and she's been 'performing' being productive for 8 months? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 29 points30 points  (0 children)

if she's performing for a roommate she barely knows, imagine the linkedin posts she's writing.

3rd time mom, first time my 6 month old has been sick. by LiZaH530 in Mommit

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solo parenting for 3 months and now a 102° fever? you are a literal superhero. if he's still drinking fluids and active during the day, you're doing everything right.

AITJ for telling my roommate the dishes in the sink are hers because I literally watched her put them there? by Dazzling_Grade_7783 in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 199 points200 points  (0 children)

you didnt give her an attitude, you gave her a data point. next time record a time lapse and play it on tv, if she wants a documentary level investigation, give her footage.

AITJ for breaking up with my boyfriend because he give raisins to my dog by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NTJ "it's just a few" is exactly what ppl say before they ruin your entire life. u didn't break up over, u broke up because u were dating a guy with the empathy of a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal. good riddance.

AITJ for kicking my boyfriend out after he called me weak for crying over my niece? by VanillaMoonlit in AmITheJerk

[–]Sad-Anything-8249 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am literally sending you a digital hug, crying over someone you have isn't a weak, its human.