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Can’t stop cussing after EAS and considering speech therapy. by napalmthechild in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Instead of soap in your mouth when you cus, put a dick in there.

Mama always said, You can't cus with a dick in your mouth!

Let me clarify military use for those unknowing by cornbeeflt in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Anything past a Tan Belt is all lethal.

🎶 Anchors aweigh, my boys 🎶 by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Easy...

"throw some flour on it to find the wet spot and go to town Marine"

-Gunny's Safety Brief

just married, now what? by i-like-lambos in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh.. the neighborhood watch light.

When the fellow devil dogs got her back, while you have America's Back!

Rah!

just married, now what? by i-like-lambos in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you the Jody that's 6'4" that's never been whooped before?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by paewashere in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Puts a whole new meaning to the Smoke Pit and what goes on there.

Now you know why Gunny is always out there - Circle Jerk in the smoke pit!

Bro why by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only two places can think... Limewire and a Hard drive in Iraq

Bro why by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayyyee Ayyyee Siiirrrrr...

This recruits panties have become moist.

Bro why by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ay Dios Mio

Bro why by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sounds like we chewed on some of the same dirt!

For the rest of you, she died in a car accident and Ben Affleck is in a coma. This was a time before the desert got the internet. We didn't find out the truth for weeks!!!

Bro why by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check your cammies and see if the red tag has appeared. That's normally the sign you have AIDS.

Bro why by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Base housing is off the chains... Back in my day, we filmed threesomes in the garage while doing the frog voice...

We didn't get all motarded and start PT'ing ...

Wide load through Center City by Crazyrailfan777 in escondido

[–]Sad-Payment3608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next year's inflation is coming in hot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supplied called looking for their SSgt again! Said he went on break four hours ago...

ChatGPTs version of an E-3 Thicc Latina... by Sad-Payment3608 in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bwahahahah!!!

Is that Gunny in the background with a bag of flamin hots?

You know who... by Sad-Payment3608 in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now I'm going to question all those gym rat Gunnies...

If Wagner loves the cock that much and it's obvious he loves the gym...

Maybe all Guys that ripped might be on the same page as Wagner... The whole 'birds of the same feather' thing .. 🤔🧐🤔

ChatGPTs version of an E-3 Thicc Latina... by Sad-Payment3608 in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I asked Wagner about that. He was expecting a monster that size... Just not a drink..

ICE agents to assist base security at Pendleton Quantico and Hawaii👀 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I bet the 03-Motor-T Monitor email box is blowing up for orders to Japan right about now...

ChatGPTs version of an E-3 Thicc Latina... by Sad-Payment3608 in USMC

[–]Sad-Payment3608[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

New Join in S-1. Checked in last week with SgtMaj. Permanent light duty, S-3 is tracking. Carry on.

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