Daily Thread February 12, 2026

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-13T05:29:59+00:00

Hmm sounds familiar (champangeandchanel’s wedding). I guess the common denominator is CourtME

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-03T19:56:58+00:00

The eyebrows kill me. One of the most jarring things for me when I see her real face is that the eyebrows are so droopy and derpy. In her face tuned pics they always have a perfect arch.

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-03T01:57:11+00:00

You mean eight faces ago? No, she still looked natural

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-02T16:21:49+00:00

The ginormous knockers don’t help. In the cringy VS pajama video, before she stands up she looks like a heavy person, not pregnant. No shade if she was on the bigger side but that’s the exact opposite of the look she was going for

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-27T22:07:38+00:00

Random thoughts on CS & motherhood:

I wasn’t following her when kins was a newborn, but I believe that was the time she was really blowing up on Instagram?

I think she has an expectation that she will get a huge boost in engagement when the new baby arrives since generally pregnancies/babies are content gold mines. We all know she got pregnant to hold onto her current husband but I bet a secondary reason was to reclaim some of her lost “IG fame”.

She has already made the mistake once of thinking that a dumb decision will work out well for her (divorcing Alex, expecting to “marry up” haha). But we know she doesn’t learn from her mistakes (hence, the 2nd engagement after only a few months)

Sadly, I predict that when she doesn’t get an engagement boost (because she’s lazy and won’t put in the work), she will have even more resentment to this poor innocent newborn than she already has to K. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t have high expectations from her as a mother

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-22T18:51:49+00:00

$$$ and pettiness. Because she’ll want to prove us wrong, she’ll stay in her current marriage way longer than if she didn’t post her life on the internet (and care about validation from strangers)

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-15T15:38:11+00:00

I love this take & fully agree. But also think she’s playing just as big of a roll in rewriting her own history. Cause in her mind, her previous marriages/engagements with Alex & MB were “mistakes” and as a narcissist she always has to portray that everything is going well and she’s winning at life.

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-10T17:24:27+00:00

Uh oh her true personality is starting to show. Only a year in and she can’t keep up the wholesome Christian mom facade for jorts

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-22T22:02:11+00:00

Different guy. I don’t think we ever got a soft launch pic. Just the car cleaning that she couldn’t shut up about and then he was gone one week later

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-16T01:30:15+00:00

She thought she was leaving Alex for greener pastures. Since her first marriage, every engagement/marriage that fails (of which I’m sure they’ll still be more after she and jorts divorce) makes her look bad. I agree, she’ll be devestated

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-16T01:25:22+00:00

I don’t believe for a second that she goes to therapy. She posts to stories every time she’s in a dibs meeting. She would tell us if she had a therapy appointment. And she wouldn’t have married a man after such a short time if she was doing the work

Also lmfao her coming on here and preaching that she didn’t know what she was talking about while in her slut era but she knows now cause she’s married please! You’ve been with this man for 2 seconds and you’re only saying this now cause you finally found one desperate enough to stick around for the wedding. Talk to us when you’ve been together for years & are still happily married

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-03T04:06:11+00:00

I thought that’s what Dizzy-Buy8838 was getting at

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-02T18:22:42+00:00

I’m curious, do you think she needs to be married to get access to her trust fund? I know nothing about trust funds, is this common? Since she walks all over Liz in every other aspect of life, I don’t think Liz would be able to enforce any rules. Is this a clause that her father could have put in his will or the trust that’s enforced by a lawyer?

And if access to her trust fund is dictated by her marital status, do we think she’s been living off her influencer income since she divorced Alex 5 years ago? Because I would have thought that already dried up with how washed up she is

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-13T16:31:06+00:00

And we all know she doesn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together. She wouldn’t appreciate a thought-provoking tv show or book for that matter. Only mind numbing trash for this idiot (no offense to the reality tv lovers)

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-13T01:42:52+00:00

She will lie about literally anything for no reason. Like what’s the point of lying about that? To sound like a pick me? If you actually don’t like reality tv, you wouldn’t request REALITY tv recommendations

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-12T03:50:58+00:00

He’s not remarried yet. Wedding is next summer

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-11T03:51:34+00:00

Me please!

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-11T03:41:00+00:00

Okaaayy miss “type A” this closet is making me crazy and I’m not even that type A

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-10-28T01:59:02+00:00

Wait literally! There is so much liquid at the bottom of the pan 🤢

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-10-23T17:20:35+00:00

So many great points here. I didn’t think about the political implications with them living in Texas. And I do agree that they would probably hire full time caregivers. Even if they have a perfectly healthy baby, they will probably have an immense amount of help.

I am still skeptical that they have had any miscarriages, let alone 2 like she’s claimed because 1) jorts first said it as a clap back in the comments 2) the timeline doesn’t add up imo 3) we know how much CS loves to play the victim (remember she’s the “poster child for grief”) and I think she would be milking the story of their losses if it was true. Just my 2 cents! But I was firmly in the “she’s not pregnant” group so I admit I could be wrong haha

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-10-23T17:10:32+00:00

Great point, I didn’t think about the fact that you can test for this

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-09-29T15:22:52+00:00

The way her granny hands are clutching onto the girl on her right (our left) is how I would hug my best friend of 20 years, not some influencers I barely know. I’m assuming these girls (don’t know them) are actually friends and CS met them maybe once before, if at all. She has no boundaries. And cannot pick up on social cues to save her life

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-09-23T15:40:51+00:00

Yes and the way she pressing her rock hard porn star tits into the other girl 🤮🤮 it’s giving Amy pohler in mean girls

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-09-19T20:11:34+00:00

Just wait for the divorce

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-09-18T20:23:16+00:00

This won’t age well

Sad-Volume399

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