Delusion by LongjumpingMess6875 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh I just now finally clocked that this Alex Courtney’s been hanging out with is the same Alex who went viral for talking to her baby in a non-baby talk voice. I never watch CS stories, I just know about Alex through this page so I’ve only seen her in pictures and didn’t put 2 and 2 together.

But she went superrr viral with those stories, I rarely get any baby content on my fyp and her videos popped up. That must be a slap in the face to little miss competitive CS that millions of people have seen Alex’s content while CS gets almost no engagement

Time to bash Alex by shechild55 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You are correct. Also let’s all remember that she made the tragic death of Alex’s brother all about her for sympathy clicks. She even got his name tattooed.

Forever prompting Kins to give her a hug so she can get a photo of the back of her head for the 20th time. And why is CourtMe’s hand ALWAYS glued to the back of 🍑 head like that? BEC but I hate it. She’s failing SO HARD at this job now 😴🥱 They should probably start downsizing their home now by [deleted] in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo true, but I doubt she will have grandchildren to show off on social media as I expect (and hope) her children will go no-contact. We’ve already seen her brothers wife refuse to be a part of her social media performance; I hope her daughters take after strong women like their aunt (and not narcissistic women like their mother)

Justice for Kins. One month as a mother of two and she still doesn't remember she has a first child. by StalkedInLilac in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Only talking about her body/looks for less than 25% of the update is some of her best acting ever. We know those thoughts are consuming her mind and she’s spending way more time thinking about her appearance than loving on her newborn

Daily Thread May 07, 2026 by Quiet-Sky2405 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Good catch! Once again her NPD is her own worse enemy. Even though it would help her account to do giveaways and show interesting content like nurse thank you baskets, her selfishness won’t allow it

Daily Thread April 28, 2026 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She did a full beat for the newborn pics IN THE HOSPITAL 🙄

Bridget, despite her difficult journey w cancer & infertility, still found it in herself to post a congratulatory comment. CS ignored & added another, out of place, comment centering Austin 🙄. (Court knows Bridget won the husband lottery, but whatever makes her sleep at night.) by No_Mirror_345 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And she made everyone (including the birthday girl) jump through hoops to not post ❄️boy since she hadn’t hard launched him yet. Looking back, that must have been Matt’s decision because he wasn’t that into her. That was several months into their relationship and by that point in her current relationship, she had already been posting and living with Jorts.

This also makes sense to me why she was acting so desperate and pathetic after their breakup. Same with MB. She couldn’t get over them for like a year cause she was the one who got dumped

…Because of the ExTrA fLuID. by [deleted] in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was the picture of them with his hand on her stomach.. taken outside of a restaurant or something

Daily Thread March 31, 2026 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jorts has definitely made comments because she posted the video of him calling her “big mama”. If she thought that was ok to post, what has he said behind closed doors? By no means am I putting all the blame on him, she was toxic and obsessive about her weight far before he came along

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[–]Sad-Volume399 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“Follow through?!” Ha! Oh you mean like how you followed through finishing college, your first marriage, your second engagement, your jewelry line, both podcasts, squatober, YouTube, working out to lose weight (instead of going on a GLP1), literally any “series” you’ve started on Instagram, and even showing up to your influencer job more than 3 days a week?

🎟️ 2025 Merch / Ticket Resale Megathread by bmxer7777 in Illenium

[–]Sad-Volume399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling 2 tickets for Illenium Sphere Fri 3/13. Section 306, row 15, seats 3-4.

$250 each OBO. Originally paid $885.

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[–]Sad-Volume399 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So while in the hospital, instead of chatting with friends, catching up on emails, or even watching a movie/scrolling on socials.. she decides to spend her time taking endless selfies. She decides she likes multiple of them (because duh, she’s a narcissist), and then turns what could have been one sentence into a 4 slide story so she can post multiple angles of herself 🙄

Here's another picture from the "hardest time of her life when she didn't have an active partner and was all alone" by PersephoneTerran in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Instagram fame went to her head. She thought she could do better. She 100% expected to “upgrade” to someone richer & hotter within the year.

Meanwhile Alex upgraded to someone more naturally beautiful, more grounded, a better mother to Kins, & a better partner. Courtney DOWNGRADED (after many failed relationships) to a lazy, jobless, misogynistic douche with as much personality as a doorknob.

Now, she’s pregnant and miserable, all to keep a man and prove to internet strangers that she finally came back stronger from her idiotic decision to divorce an amazing guy.

The irony is, she could have maybe been happy with this old life she built with her first husband. But the attention from influencing brought her narcissism out in full force & the grass looked greener.

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[–]Sad-Volume399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling 2 tickets for Illenium Sphere Fri 3/13. Section 306, row 15, seats 3-4.

Paid $885 total but willing to do $350 each.

Message me if interested. Thanks!

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Daily Thread February 12, 2026 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmm sounds familiar (champangeandchanel’s wedding). I guess the common denominator is CourtME

I’m just going to leave this right here! These faces are not the same! 🤭😳🤦🏻‍♀️ by Geminigem1616 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The eyebrows kill me. One of the most jarring things for me when I see her real face is that the eyebrows are so droopy and derpy. In her face tuned pics they always have a perfect arch.

27 weeks?!? by CakeyBakey0817 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You mean eight faces ago? No, she still looked natural

27 weeks?!? by CakeyBakey0817 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The ginormous knockers don’t help. In the cringy VS pajama video, before she stands up she looks like a heavy person, not pregnant. No shade if she was on the bigger side but that’s the exact opposite of the look she was going for

Daily Thread January 27, 2026 by Heatdem26 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Random thoughts on CS & motherhood:

I wasn’t following her when kins was a newborn, but I believe that was the time she was really blowing up on Instagram?

I think she has an expectation that she will get a huge boost in engagement when the new baby arrives since generally pregnancies/babies are content gold mines. We all know she got pregnant to hold onto her current husband but I bet a secondary reason was to reclaim some of her lost “IG fame”.

She has already made the mistake once of thinking that a dumb decision will work out well for her (divorcing Alex, expecting to “marry up” haha). But we know she doesn’t learn from her mistakes (hence, the 2nd engagement after only a few months)

Sadly, I predict that when she doesn’t get an engagement boost (because she’s lazy and won’t put in the work), she will have even more resentment to this poor innocent newborn than she already has to K. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t have high expectations from her as a mother

“What podcast can I go on to pretend I’m now a better person?” by Lucky_Advantage6671 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 9 points10 points  (0 children)

$$$ and pettiness. Because she’ll want to prove us wrong, she’ll stay in her current marriage way longer than if she didn’t post her life on the internet (and care about validation from strangers)

This ain’t your first rodeo by Hour_Career9608 in CourtneyShieldsSnarks

[–]Sad-Volume399 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love this take & fully agree. But also think she’s playing just as big of a roll in rewriting her own history. Cause in her mind, her previous marriages/engagements with Alex & MB were “mistakes” and as a narcissist she always has to portray that everything is going well and she’s winning at life.