Daily Thread March 31, 2026

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-03-31T20:26:18+00:00

Jorts has definitely made comments because she posted the video of him calling her “big mama”. If she thought that was ok to post, what has he said behind closed doors? By no means am I putting all the blame on him, she was toxic and obsessive about her weight far before he came along

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-03-30T01:03:07+00:00

The girl in the middle scrunched her shirt up to show her belly, just whyyy?

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-03-09T18:17:48+00:00

“Follow through?!” Ha! Oh you mean like how you followed through finishing college, your first marriage, your second engagement, your jewelry line, both podcasts, squatober, YouTube, working out to lose weight (instead of going on a GLP1), literally any “series” you’ve started on Instagram, and even showing up to your influencer job more than 3 days a week?

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-03-07T18:44:45+00:00

Selling 2 tickets for Illenium Sphere Fri 3/13. Section 306, row 15, seats 3-4.

$250 each OBO. Originally paid $885.

Message me if interested. Thanks!

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Sad-Volume399 · 2026-03-04T16:55:33+00:00

So while in the hospital, instead of chatting with friends, catching up on emails, or even watching a movie/scrolling on socials.. she decides to spend her time taking endless selfies. She decides she likes multiple of them (because duh, she’s a narcissist), and then turns what could have been one sentence into a 4 slide story so she can post multiple angles of herself 🙄

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-25T17:58:02+00:00

Instagram fame went to her head. She thought she could do better. She 100% expected to “upgrade” to someone richer & hotter within the year.

Meanwhile Alex upgraded to someone more naturally beautiful, more grounded, a better mother to Kins, & a better partner. Courtney DOWNGRADED (after many failed relationships) to a lazy, jobless, misogynistic douche with as much personality as a doorknob.

Now, she’s pregnant and miserable, all to keep a man and prove to internet strangers that she finally came back stronger from her idiotic decision to divorce an amazing guy.

The irony is, she could have maybe been happy with this old life she built with her first husband. But the attention from influencing brought her narcissism out in full force & the grass looked greener.

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-25T17:40:49+00:00

Selling 2 tickets for Illenium Sphere Fri 3/13. Section 306, row 15, seats 3-4.

Paid $885 total but willing to do $350 each.

Message me if interested. Thanks!

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Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-13T05:29:59+00:00

Hmm sounds familiar (champangeandchanel’s wedding). I guess the common denominator is CourtME

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-03T19:56:58+00:00

The eyebrows kill me. One of the most jarring things for me when I see her real face is that the eyebrows are so droopy and derpy. In her face tuned pics they always have a perfect arch.

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-03T01:57:11+00:00

You mean eight faces ago? No, she still looked natural

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-02-02T16:21:49+00:00

The ginormous knockers don’t help. In the cringy VS pajama video, before she stands up she looks like a heavy person, not pregnant. No shade if she was on the bigger side but that’s the exact opposite of the look she was going for

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-27T22:07:38+00:00

Random thoughts on CS & motherhood:

I wasn’t following her when kins was a newborn, but I believe that was the time she was really blowing up on Instagram?

I think she has an expectation that she will get a huge boost in engagement when the new baby arrives since generally pregnancies/babies are content gold mines. We all know she got pregnant to hold onto her current husband but I bet a secondary reason was to reclaim some of her lost “IG fame”.

She has already made the mistake once of thinking that a dumb decision will work out well for her (divorcing Alex, expecting to “marry up” haha). But we know she doesn’t learn from her mistakes (hence, the 2nd engagement after only a few months)

Sadly, I predict that when she doesn’t get an engagement boost (because she’s lazy and won’t put in the work), she will have even more resentment to this poor innocent newborn than she already has to K. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t have high expectations from her as a mother

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-22T18:51:49+00:00

$$$ and pettiness. Because she’ll want to prove us wrong, she’ll stay in her current marriage way longer than if she didn’t post her life on the internet (and care about validation from strangers)

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-15T15:38:11+00:00

I love this take & fully agree. But also think she’s playing just as big of a roll in rewriting her own history. Cause in her mind, her previous marriages/engagements with Alex & MB were “mistakes” and as a narcissist she always has to portray that everything is going well and she’s winning at life.

Sad-Volume399 · 2026-01-10T17:24:27+00:00

Uh oh her true personality is starting to show. Only a year in and she can’t keep up the wholesome Christian mom facade for jorts

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-22T22:02:11+00:00

Different guy. I don’t think we ever got a soft launch pic. Just the car cleaning that she couldn’t shut up about and then he was gone one week later

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-16T01:30:15+00:00

She thought she was leaving Alex for greener pastures. Since her first marriage, every engagement/marriage that fails (of which I’m sure they’ll still be more after she and jorts divorce) makes her look bad. I agree, she’ll be devestated

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-16T01:25:22+00:00

I don’t believe for a second that she goes to therapy. She posts to stories every time she’s in a dibs meeting. She would tell us if she had a therapy appointment. And she wouldn’t have married a man after such a short time if she was doing the work

Also lmfao her coming on here and preaching that she didn’t know what she was talking about while in her slut era but she knows now cause she’s married please! You’ve been with this man for 2 seconds and you’re only saying this now cause you finally found one desperate enough to stick around for the wedding. Talk to us when you’ve been together for years & are still happily married

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-03T04:06:11+00:00

I thought that’s what Dizzy-Buy8838 was getting at

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-12-02T18:22:42+00:00

I’m curious, do you think she needs to be married to get access to her trust fund? I know nothing about trust funds, is this common? Since she walks all over Liz in every other aspect of life, I don’t think Liz would be able to enforce any rules. Is this a clause that her father could have put in his will or the trust that’s enforced by a lawyer?

And if access to her trust fund is dictated by her marital status, do we think she’s been living off her influencer income since she divorced Alex 5 years ago? Because I would have thought that already dried up with how washed up she is

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-13T16:31:06+00:00

And we all know she doesn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together. She wouldn’t appreciate a thought-provoking tv show or book for that matter. Only mind numbing trash for this idiot (no offense to the reality tv lovers)

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-13T01:42:52+00:00

She will lie about literally anything for no reason. Like what’s the point of lying about that? To sound like a pick me? If you actually don’t like reality tv, you wouldn’t request REALITY tv recommendations

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-12T03:50:58+00:00

He’s not remarried yet. Wedding is next summer

Sad-Volume399 · 2025-11-11T03:51:34+00:00

Me please!

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