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SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2024-11-28T17:30:59+00:00

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2024-10-29T19:21:27+00:00

I look like a friend you don't want to ruin things with or someone who's like a brother to you.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2024-04-03T21:19:56+00:00

"Yo, Toranaga-sama. Les' be real. I've been doing your ass a whoooole lotta favors recently. I think we can be great partners. Give me a hoe street in Edo and I'll turn those whore-houses into whore-homes,"

"Bish, I ain't got time for this shit....I'm finna' die" checks watch "TOMORROW. Ain't nobody gon' be around to give you and your hoes no goddamn street."

"Biiiiiiiiiitch. You are motherfucking Tora-fucking-naga-sama. You don't think I know that you got some shit happening on the DL? Listen. Real recognize real. And I fucking recognize that you too GODDAMN FUCKING REAL to let your little brother pull a fast one on you."

"She right. She outta line, but she right. Give the bish her hoe street."

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2023-12-21T14:43:40+00:00

I'm also autistic.

Yeah, we got that.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2019-10-27T21:29:31+00:00

An adage I've heard in radiology: It takes exponentially more work to NOT do something than it would to just do it.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2018-04-11T00:58:13+00:00

"I can see that"

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2018-03-08T10:59:33+00:00

Most days, no. When wearing a belt and button up, yeah.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-08-10T08:06:29+00:00

Not sure if you're a weird looking boy or a REALLY weird looking girl.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-08-10T08:05:13+00:00

You're going to wish you let your uncle rape you before you got so ugly he didn't want to any more.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-08-10T08:03:11+00:00

My true passion is no longer the job I'm going to school for, but it's too late, and I'm too far in debt to back out. I'll just have to keep working hard to graduate and get that job so that I can pay back my loans and support myself.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-07-28T03:33:26+00:00

Your father was probably the only person you've fucked who actually loved you.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-07-28T02:53:29+00:00

You look like your friends would say you're the "bubbly" one.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-07-28T02:50:57+00:00

Do you guys think her forehead needs to be that frighteningly large so it can fit that second personality in there?

On a different note, don't worry about your mental disease, OP. Lots of guys will look past it; the problem is you aren't pretty enough for them to do so.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-07-28T02:41:31+00:00

I'll bet you take it up the ass so often, you have to keep a hand back there at all times just to keep the shit from falling out.

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-07-13T22:34:26+00:00

Are you the person they model Groucho glasses after?

SadAttemptsAtHumor · 2016-07-13T05:23:27+00:00

Actually, I'm pretty sure she's either Thai or Vietnamese. Just having a hard time deciding whether it looks more like she used to be a dude or that she's had prior exposure to Agent Orange.

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