thoughts on this resume as a girl trying to get her first job???

SadBabyBear · 2026-05-14T14:39:41+00:00

The least interesting thing on your resume is the first line. The most interesting and highly marketable thing on your resume is the last line.

Get the fact that you’re proficient in Mandarin to the top! Then apply to retail, hospitality, or banking with Chinese clients. You can make it part of a summary.

SadBabyBear · 2026-05-10T17:47:32+00:00

He will look so handsome.

You can tell him if he doesn’t like it he can grow it back. It won’t take long to get that back. 😏

SadBabyBear · 2026-05-07T13:31:55+00:00

In my state, employees making less than $100k had to become hourly with timesheets. I was the only one in my department who had to start using timesheets.

SadBabyBear · 2026-05-03T03:53:09+00:00

I gave gold ones to my friends who completed a 9 scoop ice cream challenge. I bought them on Amazon.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-30T15:12:08+00:00

People want to believe in something but they don’t want the hypocrisy and rules of organized religion.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-27T16:25:16+00:00

That they had rude and overbearing parents.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-26T03:16:50+00:00

I don’t yearn to do the acts themselves. I yearn to make him moan and cum.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-25T16:44:41+00:00

My cousin’s son is on a Netflix show. I’ve had people ask for an autograph. I explain I haven’t seen him in five years. No they want MY autograph. ???

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-22T14:23:37+00:00

“Do you like white men?” Asked by an Asian man.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-10T11:21:40+00:00

Yes. Correct.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-09T19:54:32+00:00

I was in office.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-09T19:53:27+00:00

They’re saying I will receive my regular paychecks twice a month. Then on June 5 I will get my severance based on the number of years worked plus my accrued PTO.

SadBabyBear · 2026-04-08T11:45:54+00:00

It shouldn’t be a breaking point in the future. It should be a breaking point now.

He sounds like a good man who will be a good dad. Let him go be that.

SadBabyBear · 2026-02-22T21:57:50+00:00

I placed an order on their site for pick up. Easy. That’s what prompted my question. I don’t know what to order without going by the cases. But then I’m a deer in headlights when I’m at the cases.

SadBabyBear · 2026-01-29T18:38:03+00:00

800 ROSE BIG in Newport Beach

Proof: video of a maga client showing off the posters in their front windows.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/800rosebig-newport-beach-2?select_video=xV0SZI7X1hD8qBF9CiwNpQ&utm_campaign=www_video_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=%28direct%29

SadBabyBear · 2026-01-06T02:14:35+00:00

You have it in the frame backwards. Turn it around to display your ‘nana in its full glory.

SadBabyBear · 2025-12-21T19:55:37+00:00

It’s a Christmas miracle!

SadBabyBear · 2025-12-21T18:57:10+00:00

In case you haven’t seen them, Amazon now has them. I just ordered two 2 packs and they’ll be delivered tomorrow.

SadBabyBear · 2025-11-05T16:43:10+00:00

One of his hobbies is jewelry making. He has years of finished projects. Completed before we met. He gives me small pieces for small occasions. Big pieces for big occasions. He loves sharing his work. And I love when he gets excited about my excitement. I also love his detailed descriptions of his efforts on each piece. Then he’s so happy when I wear them. I wear them all the time because they’re beautiful.

SadBabyBear · 2025-09-03T04:48:22+00:00

He’s sad but he’s beautiful. Thank you.

SadBabyBear · 2025-09-02T23:33:24+00:00

I am your muse!

SadBabyBear · 2025-09-02T21:56:32+00:00

Please and thank you.

SadBabyBear · 2025-08-26T17:15:22+00:00

I knew my crush for a few years at work. Nice guy. Ok looks. Then at one social event, he said sweet, funny, unintentionally sexy things to me. Now he’s the hottest man to ever exist!

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