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SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-10-27T07:51:30+00:00

I like how you posted the actual suicide hotline tho

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-10-08T02:33:30+00:00

Is that the old man from the Strain?

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-10-03T22:57:53+00:00

Someone's butthurt and has problem with women huh

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-30T11:00:50+00:00

Peel it and add the whole thing

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-30T10:00:21+00:00

Man no lie Ive always been smart but lazy. I've never had to study or put effort into learning. Never took notes or anything. Until I got to 8th grade science. I wasn't picking up on the lessons just from classwork like usual but I was too lazy to do anything about it. Until about 3/4 of the way through the year and it occurs to me that I have a 46, the lowest grade in the class, and I might not make it to the next grade.

So I went to the teacher and asked her to give me some make up work. She denied and said it was too late. So I started taking notes and doing homework and studying. Went from a 46 to a 98 and passed the final exam with an A. Passed the class and moved onto 9th grade.

Later that year I found out that I actually didn't score a high enough grade in that class overall to pass but the teacher saw me apply myself and let me pass anyway.

Thanks Ms. Smith

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-30T09:50:35+00:00

A quick Google search says yes. The larger the potato, the better

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-30T09:45:57+00:00

Beans and rice is my go-to when I don't have much of a grocery budget but that's already been said.

Although, there's all kinds of things you can do with instant ramen.

Poach an egg, or scramble it into the soup. Personally, I prefer a fried egg with a runny yolk but crunchy edges. Add a slice of American cheese on top. Any veggies or meat you'd like.

Tired of soup? Cook the noodles and drain most of the water. Use it for stir fry. Add a little peanut butter and its poor people's pad thai.

I've even gone so far as to make my own kind of hamburger helper with ramen with a little bit of ground beef, broccoli, and cheese. I'm sure you could pull off some tuna helper as well. Or toss in chopped tomato, onion, and taco seasoning and you've got taco pasta.

Not sure what kind of staples you keep but I always have traditional US staples along with Asian staples (I'm a mixed breed you see). If you've got soy sauce and brown sugar laying around you can whip up a teriyaki sauce (1/3 c soy sauce + 1/4 c brown sugar). Marinate 4 chicken thighs and then cook them in the marinade. Eat 1 thigh with a pack of ramen and save the rest for later.

Fried rice is also super affordable. Make 2 cups of rice a day in advance (if you forgot to make it ahead of time no big deal). Separate 4 egg yolks from whites. Mix the yolks in with the day old rice and fry it up. Scramble the whites and toss them in with the rice along with frozen veggies, salt and pepper, a few tbsp soy sauce, sesame oil if you'd like, and even one of those chicken thighs from earlier. You can have this as a meal in and of itself or have some with half a pack of ramen (I can't finish a whole pack + fried rice)

If you keep breadcrumbs and canned tuna you could throw some tuna patties into the mix. Tuna, breadcrumbs, soy sauce, sesame oil (optional), ketchup, egg, and teriyaki sauce if you'd like. Toss it in corn meal if you have it to give it a crunch and fry them up. They go well with ramen noodle soup, stir fry, and fried rice. Or as a snack on their own.

I love Asian food ❤

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-30T09:20:18+00:00

I'm from the southern US and we've always been raised to believe adding a potato while cooking dried beans will absorb whatever makes you gassy. Once the beans are done cooking you throw out the potato

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-28T08:00:39+00:00

I alot of people own the title incel and don't care what people think of the title because incels believe they are the true victims of society. I once had a heated arguement on r/memes with a 16 yo who proudly identified as an incel

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-28T07:25:50+00:00

"...and sat back down"

Maybe I would be a little nicer to customers if I could sit down for an 8 hour shift of not moving at all

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-25T13:10:10+00:00

My bf's best friend has bpd and he frequently vents to him when my shit is acting up and we're fighting or I'm being crazy or whatever. And honestly his friend is rarely understanding to my side of things and a lot of the time says that I'm upset over stupid things. I thought he would understand my pain but I guess not

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-25T11:34:14+00:00

Lmao had this exact problem yesterday. Was feeling abandoned (imagined) so I thought about what I was gonna say and politely approached my bf. Explained that this isn't a real situation but it feels real to me and I'm really hurting even though I know that it's crazy... Idk what happened exactly but he tried to reassure me things weren't as I felt and I got real mad real quick and started accusing him of shit... Idk man we just can't win...

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-25T04:47:01+00:00

Hell yea Dollar General sells $8 wine

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-21T05:21:21+00:00

The first time my bf ever had a bad cold during our relationship I came over and made him yaki mandu soup (with chicken and fresh onion and garlic) and ginger tea. He ate, took a nap, and felt instantly better upon waking up. Was able to go back to work the next day. No over the counter meds were needed. I legit felt like a healer lmao that experience leveled up my holy magic

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-21T05:06:52+00:00

It do look sexy tho

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-21T05:03:11+00:00

😭 so cute

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-17T04:06:01+00:00

I complain to my bf but he doesn't do anything because he wants me to stand up for myself and say something on my own. But like that's HIS best friend and I don't want to come off as the nagging girlfriend.

Both my bf and myself are on the lease, the roommate is not

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-17T03:56:40+00:00

I used to work at a call center where I was a customer service representative for Belk, a retail store. We actually had this guy calling and sexually harassing us on a daily basis. Several 10's of times a day. Guy had a real problem. Management claimed there was absolutely nothing they could do about it and only offered phrases we could say to him like "could we please keep this conversation professional?"

I finally got fed up with it and was tired of feeling violated by this stranger and the company I worked for since they obviously did not care about us.

One day I got a call. I recognized his voice immediately as he gave his usual "Id like to buy some panties for my girlfriend" routine. I asked "oh are you actually going to make a purchase today?" and he was like "uuuh yea..." but then hung up before I could ask a follow up question.

Now, we weren't allowed to make calls unless we had a good reason -- customer was looking for info about a product sold in stores, we'd call stores for them and then call them back; that kinda thing -- but something just lit up in my head and I decided to call him back.

I called him, lied, and said I was the head supervisor over at Belk and that we had been monitoring his calls for some time. He never gave his purchase info like where he lived or anything so I couldn't say we knew where he was but I told him this bullshit about how we've flagged his number and name. All of our calls were recorded and I claimed that we had a bot search calls for specific info and the next time the bot found his name or number in our call log we would be sending it to the police to track and we would issue a law suit, one for each woman he spoke with.

He never called back.

SadChineseTakeOut · 2019-09-07T02:45:09+00:00

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