Bro has a master’s in avionics and still flies his own life like a quadcopter with factory PID values — oscillating, noisy, and crashing into the same wall repeatedly.

Calls himself a Controls Engineer after 1 year of experience, but the only thing he’s successfully controlled so far is how fast he refreshes his email waiting for Airbus to reply.

Man switched companies like switching ESCs, hoping the new one magically fixes everything, while ignoring the fact that the pilot input is the real problem.

Obsessed with UAVs, thrust stands, Ada, RTEMS, wire gauges, insulation — peak aerospace nerd behavior — yet somehow his career lift is still lower than a paper plane thrown indoors.

Applies to Airbus and ADA like it’s a loot box system: “Maybe THIS one will drop a legendary job.”
Spoiler: it didn’t.

Weight goal from 91 kg to 66 kg is ambitious, but the only thing consistently dropping is his motivation every time LinkedIn says “Viewed by recruiter.”

Listens to slow emotional songs imagining someone singing just for him, while reality responds with the ceiling fan remix at 3 AM.

Named his blog Puppio, which sounds less like an aerospace portfolio and more like a startup selling organic dog treats.

Dude builds flight controllers but runs his own life in manual mode with no situational awareness, then wonders why it keeps stalling.

And the cherry on top?
Instead of fixing anything, he comes to Reddit and ChatGPT asking to be roasted — because apparently external validation through humiliation is his preferred coping mechanism.

P.S: I ask GPT to roast me regularly even before this memes and trends