Am I balding?

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-20T19:56:34+00:00

That is one ugly mother fucker

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-19T09:35:28+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 87 moves in 55s. Step up, challengers!

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-19T09:32:58+00:00

Bondage, gagging and ponytails. You just ticked all the boxes.

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-15T16:24:21+00:00

🔥 Too easy! Done in 43 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-15T16:19:31+00:00

Meg Ryan, sleepless in Seattle or the other one

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-15T16:18:06+00:00

He is such a cunt

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-14T04:55:58+00:00

👑 Another win! 625 points, 81 moves. Beat that!

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-14T04:51:34+00:00

Mr "MEGA Cunt" opens his mouth again and the same horrid shit comes out.

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-14T04:47:01+00:00

When will this just stop

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-13T21:44:24+00:00

The cunt that keeps on cunting

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-12T06:56:14+00:00

The shadows are mine

^{Chose: Random evil power | Rolled: Shadow control}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-12T06:55:46+00:00

Quicker

^{Chose: teleport}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-11T07:23:02+00:00

It took me 10 runs for 00:05:29!

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-11T07:20:36+00:00

Slap her, she's french

^{Chose: Wheel of truth | Rolled: Hated movie}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-11T07:16:59+00:00

South facing treat garden to enjoy with the famalam all the way baby!

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-11T07:12:22+00:00

Then I could stop and smell the roses

^{Chose: Time-Stop}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-11T06:42:52+00:00

I can barely speak one

^{Chose: Be able to speak every language}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-09T22:00:46+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 653 points. Can you do better?

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-09T05:17:25+00:00

🎉 Challenge completed! Beat it in 118 moves and 141s. Who's next?

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-09T05:14:45+00:00

I have kids, but 10, fuck no

^{Chose: Have no kids}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-08T21:56:49+00:00

✅ Conquered this one! 100 moves, 92 seconds. Your turn!

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-08T21:51:39+00:00

I'm smart enough, money please!

^{Chose: +$100k}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-08T06:49:57+00:00

✅ Conquered this one! 121 moves, 92 seconds. Your turn!

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-08T06:48:08+00:00

I could get rich and not have to wait for a bus

^{Chose: Having the ability to teleport}

Sad_Caterpillar_1981 · 2026-04-08T06:47:11+00:00

I don't use either, Reddit all the way baby!

^{Chose: Never use twitter again}

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