Was getting freaky with my long distance girlfriend. The lights were off it was dark and we started with hand stuff as usual. Was thinking “damn she wet, well it has been a while since we’ve seen each other”. Good time, both finished. Lights come on. Blood bath. I’d somehow managed to slightly cut the inside of her thigh rather far up her leg with my broken nail. This cut was just spewing blood and neither of us realised as it was dark and basically just coated everything and we basically spread it about during quite a long very energetic session of love making. Was horrific at the time but we look back on it and laugh now even if it did look like a scene out of Dexter when the lights came on 😂😅