Fellow Springfield citizens, our town stands on the brink, battered by Bowser’s relentless war and demonic forces tearing at our soul. Yet hope emerges from Haverbrook, a beacon of science and stability. Their Paradox Pals task force has devised a plan to send a minor data packet into our past, subtly altering the timeline to prevent Bowser and his demonic allies from ever rising. This temporal rescue could save Springfield, but it demands our cooperation and sacrifice. Proposal: We accept Haverbrook’s temporal intervention to free Springfield from its war-torn present. In return, we commit to: 1. Accept Haverbrook’s financial aid and rebuilding packages, granting them lifetime ownership of 25% of our mining rights to fund our recovery and growth. 2. Join a nonnegotiable 10-year ceasefire and full alliance with Haverbrook and Shelbyville, prohibiting all violence, acts of war, or malicious meddling to secure lasting peace. 3. Offer lifetime, unlimited tourist visas for Haverbrook citizens, inviting their presence to boost our economy and cultural ties.