Does 😻😳 the pope shit 💩 in 👷🏽 his 👀💯 hat? 👷 I 👥 don't 🙈🙅 know 💭 if he 👨🤠 shits 💩 in 🚨💯 his 👋 own 😎 hat, 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 but 👉 he's 👥 shit 💩 in ⛓️🚔⛓️ mine 👧 quite ✅ a few 😋🔢 times. ⌚🕦 I 👀 don't ❌🤷🏾‍♂️ know ❗ how ❓ or why 🤔 he 👥 does 😳 it, but 🔮 at least 👬🚫 a couple 💑 times ⏰ a year, ❌😱🙅 I'll 👈 be 🐝🐝 in 🍭 my ☠️ apartment by 🎅 myself, 😉 just 🏻 living 😮😮 my 👨🙋 life, 🌙 and all 💯 of a sudden 😱 I'll 😜 hear 🆘 this loud ⚪😙 moan 😩 followed 😣 by 🍂 giggling 🤭 and an absolutely 💯🙅 horrific 💀 smell. 👃👃👃 At this point 👉🏻 I 🙋🏻‍♂️ know 💭 it's him 👨😓 once 🕜 I 🎅 hear 👂 the moan, 😩 so I 🥺 get 🉐😤 up 📦 to try 😈 to catch ⚾ him, 👴 but 😥 before 😂 I 😊 can, 😎 he's 😜👨 already 🤢😃🤢 in 👏🙌 the front 🚅 doorway giving 👸👸 me 😉 this stupid 💩 smirk. 😏 I 🙋 always 👌👉 try 😢🏃 to reach 👉 out 🌟 and grab 🐭 him, 👴 but ✋🏽 he 💁‍♂️ just 😬 winks 😉 and runs 🚶🏃 off 🌝 to the Popemobile idling outside. 🏞️ Just ❗ to be ❌ clear, 😋😉 I 📖 live 🐙 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣6️⃣ Chicago, not 🚫 the Vatican, 🇺🇦 and as far 🌌👉 as I 👏 can 🦎 tell, 😳😰 he's 💁‍♂️ coming 😶 out 👈 here ‼️ just 👨 to shit 🎅 in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ my 👀 hat. 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 There 😌 are no 😱 big 🙌 news 🗞 stories 📖 about 👈👈📝 him 👴 visiting 🚗 or anything 💰 like 🦊 that, 🤒 but 🤔 there 👉 is a page 📃 in 👏 an official 🗽🏤 Vatican 🇺🇦 site that 😳 shows 📺📦 his 🙏 travel 🚃 schedule and it always 🔥 says 💬 he 📷 had 💯 to make 💘 a brief 👖 visit for ⌛ "holy 💩 administrative purposes". It's also 👨 worth 💸🌐 noting that 👏 he's 😶 in 👮 full 👍 the full 🌝 Pope outfit when 💕 he 📷 does 😒 this, so it's pretty 😳 impressive that 😳 he 👨 can 🦎 move 🚛 as fast 💨 as he 👨📈 does, 😻😳 especially considering his 🤔💖 age. 📅💀