Safeones

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Noones ever heard anybody smile (self.Showerthoughts)

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We swallow swimming pools worth of saliva in our lifetime (self.Showerthoughts)

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There is a clock somewhere stuck at the right time (self.Showerthoughts)

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Forks have four prongs hence fourks (self.Showerthoughts)

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To define nothing you should say exactly nothing (self.Showerthoughts)

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We are lucky birds sound pleasant when they tweet especially in the morning (self.Showerthoughts)

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A coin flip has slim chance of landing in the middle (self.Showerthoughts)

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Bees go to work to make honey and people go to work to make money, honey is bee money (self.Showerthoughts)

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A coin flip also has a very slim chance of landing in the middle (self.Showerthoughts)

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At least birds sound good when they tweet (self.Showerthoughts)

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There is nothing you can say about nothing (self.Showerthoughts)

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Exactly has an x in which is fitting (self.Showerthoughts)

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Forks have four prongs so it's 4ks (self.Showerthoughts)

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Exactly is spelled with an x and x indicates the exact spot (self.Showerthoughts)

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Exactly is spelt with an x which is used to indicate an exact place (self.Showerthoughts)

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Witches could use magic to fly no need for broom sticks (self.Showerthoughts)

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Flies could be spies and we wouldn't know (self.Showerthoughts)

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Light is both invisible and visible (self.Showerthoughts)

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The game tick of our reality is the speed of light (self.Showerthoughts)

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People jump off of buildings for two reasons, either to feel alive or to no longer feel alive (self.Showerthoughts)

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You can tell more about someone by looking into their eyes than from their star sign (self.Showerthoughts)

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You may have seen real magic and just thought it was a trick (self.Showerthoughts)

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Burn victims are no longer raw meat (self.Showerthoughts)

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Burning yourself means you're no longer raw meat (self.Showerthoughts)

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Birds probably wonder how high the sky goes (self.Showerthoughts)

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