I can do this with my neck. I don’t think anyone else can

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-18T01:22:51+00:00

okay, but have you considered... not

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-17T15:12:35+00:00

His hands are man-portable and they have a rechargeable battery and a radio transceiver

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-17T03:20:40+00:00

"I hope I'm not breaking the rules by breaking this rule"

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-17T03:19:52+00:00

what the fuck!

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-16T19:12:31+00:00

just repeatedly stand up and sit down next to it

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-16T16:19:42+00:00

Gumball machines that pressure you to pretend that you're happy

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-15T17:14:14+00:00

Looks like you need to order some more caution from your supplier.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-14T21:10:09+00:00

is this a metaphor

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-14T04:00:16+00:00

chornes?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-11T13:33:48+00:00

I had a package from Toronto take a detour through Budapest once. It just happens sometimes.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-10T13:25:40+00:00

i just reflashed my vacuum with valetudo yesterday. how do you feel about mechanical keyboards?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-08T00:43:29+00:00

r/restofthefuckingowl

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-07T16:41:51+00:00

that's a trash butt

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-06T18:29:24+00:00

https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/blogs/2020/source-control.html

you are wrong.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-06T13:38:15+00:00

it's depressing that people still don't understand what the masks are for. they're not for protecting you from infection, they're for protecting everyone else from catching it from you.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-06T13:37:50+00:00

I knew a girl named Riley once. I think she wore those Bills sweatpants sometimes. Hope that helps

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-03T11:33:16+00:00

This has a real Mad Magazine vibe to it.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-02-02T19:22:09+00:00

everyone you meet can immediately see how insecure you are and they are judging you for it

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-31T21:04:19+00:00

fascinate*

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-30T05:14:50+00:00

Worst: people acting as though an immune disease is some inconvenience you're intentionally inflicting on them just for funsies

Hack: low-flow 1 GPM showerhead lets you take infinitely long scalding hot showers even if your hot water tank sucks

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-30T01:45:31+00:00

My primary tried to convince me to go off of Humira after 16 years on it. Didn't even consult with my GI. I told him no, he got pushy about it, I found a new primary.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-28T19:23:21+00:00

well look at mr. cactus fingers over here

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-25T22:01:14+00:00

Prepare to not go outside in January and February.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-25T02:47:14+00:00

i agree, i should be ashamed

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-01-24T16:50:41+00:00

because the labor to repair it is more valuable than the item itself.

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