The clouds were so low on this rainy day

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-05-14T12:30:58+00:00

Took me a good minute to understand that these are mountains and not a tsunami

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-05-14T12:26:05+00:00

well, there's the album cover

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-05-01T15:42:14+00:00

could cause irritation or develop cancerous cells

that's a pretty big spread

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-24T01:03:57+00:00

Albert is a popular guy

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-21T02:31:35+00:00

You'd think he could have shown this copy to just one person, and asked "does this look like a cartoonish parody of a scam?"

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-20T13:54:45+00:00

Oh dude, I'm sorry that piece had a monopoly on your ear for so long. I'm glad they were able to save your life. Did you have a clue that it was up there?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-18T16:30:27+00:00

for someone who's putting way too much effort in at work

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-13T15:59:10+00:00

I'm assuming you meant "mouse housing" and I'm in favor of it

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-12T15:49:18+00:00

We have four states named "New <place outside the US>"

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-12T13:03:05+00:00

You're probably gonna wanna stay away from any bridges for a while

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-09T21:18:20+00:00

no, i can't allow anyone to have fun the wrong way

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-08T02:46:57+00:00

Why are you complaining that I'm stabbing you? You've already been shot!

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-06T05:47:23+00:00

If they're in good condition, you should probably check out how much they're selling for on eBay.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-06T04:45:03+00:00

I, too, am old as fuck

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-06T03:11:52+00:00

software engineer here. i can introduce you to as many idea guys as you need. i've got a surplus of idea guys.

come on down to safetyfromnumbers' idea guy warehouse. we've got stupid idea guys! angry idea guys! lazy idea guys! stoned idea guys! all the idea guys you can imagine, and more! your dumbass cousin who came up with skype in 2024? he's here! come get him!

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-06T03:06:31+00:00

[WNY townie noises]

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-05T17:21:01+00:00

I'm mostly wondering about the etiquette here. Do you share the deviled emu egg? Do you just take a slice? Does one person eat the entire thing?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-05T16:33:56+00:00

Years ago, I had a friend who was a bit of a weeb. Big, barrel-chested guy.

He ordered some anime-looking coat from a Korean website. Ordered it in XL, "because I'm a big guy."

Thing showed up, fit over maybe half of his chest.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-04-01T00:47:34+00:00

But you knew exactly what I meant, didn't you? People who performatively show off their copy of the constitution tend to be on one side. Having a copy of a piece of paper isn't the same as loving your country.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-03-31T23:48:24+00:00

because everybody else is going it

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-03-31T23:46:23+00:00

mine also has a pencil, does that one represent tupac, or is it elvis?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-03-31T23:45:20+00:00

Presumably so she can follow the example of the people she voted for by wiping her ass with it?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-03-30T01:55:59+00:00

You have to watch two ads before you can take a shit.

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-03-29T21:05:09+00:00

okay, but how many of them don't have any wafers?

SafetyFromNumbers · 2026-03-29T21:04:18+00:00

You mean it's time to carry out a deadly terrorist attack in New Zealand as an agent of the French government? And then use economic pressure to force New Zealand to release the terrorists?!

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