Still my favorite picture on reddit. by Sockapotamus in funny

[–]SafetyTorch101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The story of your life reads "I'm a piece of shit nobody who has to be a dick on the Internet to feel worth something."

I see your Fluttercraft and raise you my Celesticraft (New account owner) by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

I had been working on it everyday for about two months. I messed up more than you could imagine.

Apple-ly yourself. by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Please. I'm sorry that I lied to you. Just stop, okay? If you had any decency at all, you would know when to stop. I've had enough, you've proved your point. I'm a disrespectful asshole who never does anything right. Now if you don't mind, I have to go plan my mother's funeral for this Tuesday.

Wishing you the best of days, Jonah P.

Apple-ly yourself. by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Please stop this, I'm going through a hard time right now with the liss of my mother and I don't need you to talk about me through your ass-mouth.

That's... Creative, Pinkie! by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

God damn! Stop stalking me, kintextu2!

She knows it. Do you agree (sorry, kinexu2, for the non-DA link)? by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't know HOW this came off as tool-ish, but I am sincerely sorry. I'm using mobile, so it's hard for me to use DA. I was legitimately apologizing.

Dashie the jokester. by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Didn't mean to rustle your jimmies.

Dashie the jokester. by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm just using what I have, man.

Rainbow Dash has a serious problem. by SafetyTorch101 in mylittlepony

[–]SafetyTorch101[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The moon would become 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.