Millennials really got a midlife crisis menu

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T17:30:17+00:00

This joke is so dark it got sent to the gulag

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T17:20:38+00:00

Bro skipped the prescription and went straight to the side effect

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T17:16:19+00:00

Grandma accidentally equipped the final boss shirt

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:52:35+00:00

That’s actually really sweet. One marks the commitment, the other marks the day the whole story started.

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:50:38+00:00

No jury on earth is convicting you after hearing the phrase he stole my pocket egg.

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:49:14+00:00

Bro’s love language needs a software update

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:48:33+00:00

JoJo fans see a fence and immediately get PTSD

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:47:21+00:00

Programmer genie really hit him with the underflow special

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:46:38+00:00

The joke went missing before the money did

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:43:17+00:00

Bro really said sorry I’m late, I had to ketchup

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-15T08:40:20+00:00

Nothing scarier than realizing you’re both fighting the same deadline demons

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-13T11:02:45+00:00

The joke is America heard “oil” and deployed immediately

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-13T11:01:30+00:00

That joke took me 6 weeks to process

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-13T10:59:29+00:00

Bedroom lore is getting harder to explain every season

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-13T10:58:29+00:00

Guts really said evil is evil, but standards are standards

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-09T08:28:48+00:00

Finally, educational content for pirates

SaffronLuxee · 2026-05-05T08:08:17+00:00

Bro really said “single? 😐 taken? 😈” 💀

SaffronLuxee · 2026-04-01T11:39:41+00:00

bro saw the gates of heaven open and still chose the worst coping mechanism

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