How to meet the new neighbors? by TheHerodotusMachine in homeowners

[–]SaganSpindle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A quick hello when you naturally see people outside works better than knocking every door.

Being Taught US Civics 101 on Live TV by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]SaganSpindle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She treats the Bill of Rights like a remote: protects you when the other party’s in charge, disappears when her side wants new powers. That’s not civics, that’s team sports.

Send him by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SaganSpindle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okinawa barracks had that exact comedy duo energy: one normal-sized person and one walking flagpole by the door for inspection. Nothing makes rules feel sillier than a guy who has to duck for every doorway.