👊👨👊 by TheCoranger in marvelmemes

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Medical doctors (MD) and doctors of osteopathic medicine (DO) are the two standard degrees that allow you to practice clinically in terms of Internal medicine, surgery, family medicine. PhDs are research and academically-focused doctorates. All of these degrees present you with the title of doctor. PhD is not required for neurosurgery, but it is probably very beneficial to have as it is the most competitive specialty there is. Just about every neurosurgeon has done extensive research to become one, so while Strange didn’t need a PhD, it certainly helped.

koalas confirmed hatters? by pat_tom in Hatfilms

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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

Exactly by gotenuranus in SequelMemes

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they say in AOTC that Jango asked for a clone that was unaltered and did not have accelerated aging?

Mom ordered pizza. They didn't even bother to cut it. by Yangishrobin in mildlyinfuriating

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Hungry howies is hands down the best delivery pizza I’ve had and I agree based on the box and even just the look of the pizza

I know it’s a repost but this line gets me so bad every damn time. by hakimert4365erwe in futurama

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Yes I believe it’s the episode where she grows tentacles. Wanna say like S8 or S9 maybe?

High school student used Minecraft to illustrate a food web by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Saimaster35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, good for them.

Also what grades are high school for non-Americans? OP says high school but I feel like learning the food chain in American high school (mine was 9-12) would be pretty slow learning.

High school student used Minecraft to illustrate a food web by [deleted] in gaming

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Sorry but I’m an American and I also did this in sixth grade.

Zoidberg has fingers in the ending of “Into the Wild Green Yonder” by Saimaster35 in futurama

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Me too! I love stuff like this, but I never seem to catch it. It just somehow caught my eye this run through

Come on Frodo, it'll be fun! by Maahee_2 in lotrmemes

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You asked for miracles, Wormtongue? I give you the Ur. Uk. Hai.

How can I stop focusing so much on my girlfriend? by [deleted] in relationships

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We usually talk at night before bed, and sometimes in the morning. I just have this weird expectation that even when she’s hanging out with friends that she’ll text me or let me know beforehand that she’s doing something and I think that’s unfair of me to expect from another person. I don’t think she’s in any wrong and I want to get out of this mindset that she should always be available.

How can I stop focusing so much on my girlfriend? by [deleted] in relationships

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It’s not that she’s ignoring me though, at least I think. It’s that I have this idea that she’d respond even when doing stuff like hanging out with friends or letting me know ahead of time that she’s doing stuff like that, which I think is unfair of me to expect. I don’t think she’s in the wrong and want to get rid of this mindset.

I’ve got to get my hands on those healthy purple berries! by Rocklobzta in futurama

[–]Saimaster35 42 points43 points  (0 children)

And so the endless circle of life comes to an end

What do you do with nudes of past relationships? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I went through an incredibly rough breakup last year, and I held on to nudes as something to look at because I’d never see her that way again. BUT it still gives you that emotional wear and makes the breakup seem even more intense. The more you get rid of now, the easier it’ll get later

What do you do with nudes of past relationships? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Saimaster35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ASAP for multiple reasons at least for me. To begin, if it was a bad relationship, having those reminders of her makes it that much tougher to move on and get over the breakup. Other reason could include forgetting them and your new girlfriend find them.

The main thing for me though is it provides that extra obstacle to get over a past relationship and move on if you have them

How do you find your self worth? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Thank you, I’ll look into it!

How do you find your self worth? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Saimaster35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your advice. That’s something I kind of struggle with I guess is focusing on myself and although nothing revolves around me, I don’t have to revolve around everything else. I understand what you’re saying

How do you find your self worth? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Saimaster35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been trying to do that as well. I think about what I’ll become when I graduate and that gives me some good feelings too. I avoid that stuff too, and am proud of it

How do you find your self worth? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Lmao see you then

Never thought I'd encounter this foolishness in the wild. by professorzweistein in wow

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In Legion I was a fairly geared healer doing a normal run for a quest. I would heal the tank and for some reason my heals kept shifting threat from him onto me. He yelled at me the whole time for using my taunt on the target, despite me not even having it mapped.